Posts Tagged ‘topless’
Kerry Katona’s Tits Out Sunbathing
18/03/2010 posted in British Celebs, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Nipples, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs in Bikini, Celebs without Underwear, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Kerry Katona, cleavage candids by: Mike
Seen here in these pics is a frisky walrus that loves to camouflage itself by sneaking among people before slipping itself into a bikini and enjoying a sun tan. This walrus is so gifted that it even managed to camouflage itself to look like Kerry Katona. Amazing creatures, these walruses.
Paris Hilton’s Topless and Pussy Upskirt Pics
15/03/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Nipples, Celebrity Upskirts, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs in Bikini, Celebs without Underwear, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Paris Hilton, ass candids, cleavage candids by: Mike
Dude: Jeezus Cuh-rist…what is that smell??!
Paris: It’s probably the oysters you had in bed this morning honey.
Dude: *mentally kicking himself in the balls* Note to self, remind me to never let this bitch blindfold me again while getting those ’surprise treats’.
Okay fellas calm down…I know our eyes have all been force-fucked into seeing the world’s famous pussy flasher a.k.a Parasite Hilton expose her coochie bits and tits so freely at some point in our lives but let’s go ahead and pretend we have virgin eyes. Here she is sunbathing topless in Mexico. I’m tellin’ ya, you better be an anal guy if you’re gonna be with this whore. Her ass is cleaner than her punani.
Marisa Miller’s Ass For GQ UK
03/03/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs without Underwear, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Marissa Miller by: Mike
Today’s one helluva drag that I was pretty positive that I would’ve seen more excitement if I stuck my head inside a can of beans when this blonde bombshell popped in. It’s refreshing to see someone considerate enough to flash us some sweet ass and the good thing about it? It’s not THIS bitch or THIS bitch either.
Here’s Marisa Miller’s ass for GQ UK.
Donatella Versace Topless At St.Barth’s
26/01/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Nipples, Celebs in Bikini, Celebs without Underwear, Donatella Versace, cleavage candids by: Mike
Holy…decaying…fuck. Sonfoabitch! I don’t know what ungodly portal spat out this deep-fried Gollum but it is fucking my eyes without the lube that even my wiener is coughing up blood non-stop. The fuckin’ audacity, man!
Well apparently this walking bag of cancer has a name and it goes by Donatella Versace. Remind me to never again click on her name…I’ve learned my lesson, yes sir I have. To the two of you who’s into necrophilia, here she is topless taking her leathery corpse out for a sun tan at St. Barth’s. May sick fucks like you rot in hell! This just makes you grateful your blow-up doll doesn’t come alive ‘coz you may be in love with it now but you know this is exactly what that bitch will look like 60 years from now.
Courtney Love Topless For Twitter
14/01/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Drug Habbits, Celebrity Nipples, Celebs without Underwear, Courtney Love, Drug Addicts, cleavage candids by: Mike
Because Twitter also serves as a fuckin’ portal to things that are horrific and distressful, here’s Courtney Love covering her cokey tits and showing off her trashy 5-dollar hooker tats in Twitter. There should be rules against this kind of skankery.
Though I personally would rather see a pic of an alley rat shitting itself, I’m posting this crap anyway for the zero of you who gives a flying fuck about this zombie whore.
