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Rumer Willis And Her Tits Pumping Gas

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I’ve always thought Demi Moore and Bruce Willis are one the most good-looking people in Hollywood. So it came as a shock to the whole world to see that Demi gave birth to a potato. Of all vegetables, why a potato? She could’ve popped a cucumber out of her vagina and do all kinky things to it instead. Like drilling it in Bruce’s asshole, you know he likes that shit. A cucumber can do a lot of things a potato can’t.

But I guess Rumer’s not your ordinary potato. I mean, can you name any other tater that can grow tits and pump gas? Didn’t think so.

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Naomi Campbell’s Tits On A Starry Night

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Meet Starlight, a midnight shift hooker giving blowjobs at alleyways for $10 a pop. Nah, just kidding. This ebony beauty slutting up your screens is Naomi Campbell minus her Russian Billionaire Pepaw. When the cat is away the bitch will turn back into her old ways. Okay I won’t try and trashtalk a golddigger finding true love, ‘coz that’s what this hoe felt when she laid eyes on the money dude.

“Sources said, “Vlad is like Naomi in that he likes to have fun. But he is also a very gentle, very calm person and that makes Naomi calm. She is in a good phase of her life now because she is living a big love story.”

“[Naomi] said it was love at first sight and he is completely in love with her. He thinks she is a goddess and Naomi believes she finally has found the right man.” -Glam Boulevard

It was love at first sight alright, the people even witnessed hearing the ka-ching! sound from her eyes at the very day she found true love.

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