Posts Tagged ‘titty candids’
Kourtney Kardashian’s Milky Jugs In Miami
08/03/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Kourtney Kardashian, celeb milfs, cleavage candids by: Mike
Realizing her two minutes of fame is up for having been knocked up by some d-lister manwhore named Scott Dick Disick, the same tool whose nickname in college was STD(true story), here’s Kourtney Kardashian walking her lactating jugs around Miami for some paparazzi lovin’.
Maaaann..look at those motherfuckers waiting for me to motorboat the milk outta them! This is the only thing I like about pregnant women, they come with lubricant for the smooth sailing.
Katie Price Flashing Her Huge Tits
05/03/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, British Celebs, Celebrity Nipples, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs without Underwear, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Katie Price, Nipple Slips, celeb milfs, cleavage candids by: Mike
Hot daaaaamn sweet momma…those things could just might be the answer to world peace.
Now this right here is what I want to see first thing in the morning and last thing at night. Okay and maybe on my lunch break too…and can we slip that in my 15-min cig break? I don’t know exactly when these cum-inducing shots were taken nor do I give a flying fuck. All I want to do now is to fap fap fap. So if you’ll excuse me, I have a ‘huge’ problem…worse than world peace, that needs to be taken care of.
Lady Gaga’s Tits Want You To Practice Safe Sex
02/03/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Nipples, Celebs without Underwear, cleavage candids by: Mike
Another day, another titty parade for Lady GagMe. At the MAC Viva Glam launch in London yesterday, she took her tits out and put on her Sarah Palin hat to promote safe sex for her fans. Fox 411 has the details:
“I see them every night and they are so beautiful and precious and lovely, but some of them are insecure and very troubled and not confident,” she said. “I meet them and they cry, and they say ‘Gaga you make me feel like I belong.’
“And I think to myself about that one girl or those hundreds of thousands of girls who meet that guy at a club who makes them feel like they belong and they don’t have that negotiation. We all know that having sex without a condom is … Russian roulette.” -Fox 411
The hypocrisy! You take your mini-porn show of a parade around town looking like a wet herpes-ridden dick and expect them to wear protection? Bitch. Just looking at you is Russian roulette.
Elizabeth Hurley’s Tits Are A Distraction
25/02/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, British Celebs, Celebrity Nipples, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs without Underwear, Elizabeth Hurley, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Nipple Slips, celeb milfs, cleavage candids by: Mike
Oh my…what nice tits you have, grandma…
One of Britain’s hottest memaw skipped her bed time last night and kissed her dentures for good luck before attending the Love ball charity fundraiser in a Slutdog Millionare-themed dress. And like all aging hoes trying to live their life to fullest, she decided to say fuck it to her bra and added some spice to the night.
Somewhere, Hugh Grant is drunk-dialing her right now while fapping to these shots.
Pamela Anderson’s Titties At Richie Rich Fashion Show
19/02/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Nipples, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs without Underwear, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Paris Hilton, celeb milfs, cleavage candids by: Mike
What’s a surefire way to make a classy fashion event turn into a ghetto strip show? Put Methface in it! Because no night is ever spared without witnessing her tits, here they are in all their sagging glory at the Richie Rich Fashion Show in NYC. Whatever. I’d still motorboat and fuck those things. Gawd I love whores…
