Posts Tagged ‘tits’
Michelle Bombshell’s Naked Photoshoot
22/03/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Nipples, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebrity Scandal, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs without Underwear, Desperate Celebrities, Hollywood Gossip, Michelle Bombshell by: Mike
If you follow Hollywood news ‘coz a) you have no life and b) you’re a fat bum who gets off upon hearing latest celebrity homewreck gossip then you may have heard about Sandra Bullock getting cheated on by her douchebag husband Jesse James. If you’re curious as to who he cheated with, wonder no more and believe this shit ‘coz this walking dumpster garbage right here is the one.
Man, he couldn’t look for a more nastier and uglier skank. Ever watched the movie Teeth? It’s A movie about a chick’s punani who has razor sharp teeth that has an appetite for dicks, mincing them to pieces post-intercourse? Well that shit’s pretty much this whore’s vajayjay in real-life except that it’s probably got tentacles in her ass too.
Kerry Katona’s Tits Out Sunbathing
18/03/2010 posted in British Celebs, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Nipples, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs in Bikini, Celebs without Underwear, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Kerry Katona, cleavage candids by: Mike
Seen here in these pics is a frisky walrus that loves to camouflage itself by sneaking among people before slipping itself into a bikini and enjoying a sun tan. This walrus is so gifted that it even managed to camouflage itself to look like Kerry Katona. Amazing creatures, these walruses.
Paris Hilton’s Topless and Pussy Upskirt Pics
15/03/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Nipples, Celebrity Upskirts, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs in Bikini, Celebs without Underwear, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Paris Hilton, ass candids, cleavage candids by: Mike
Dude: Jeezus Cuh-rist…what is that smell??!
Paris: It’s probably the oysters you had in bed this morning honey.
Dude: *mentally kicking himself in the balls* Note to self, remind me to never let this bitch blindfold me again while getting those ’surprise treats’.
Okay fellas calm down…I know our eyes have all been force-fucked into seeing the world’s famous pussy flasher a.k.a Parasite Hilton expose her coochie bits and tits so freely at some point in our lives but let’s go ahead and pretend we have virgin eyes. Here she is sunbathing topless in Mexico. I’m tellin’ ya, you better be an anal guy if you’re gonna be with this whore. Her ass is cleaner than her punani.
Gemma Atkinson’s Tits For Nuts
12/03/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, British Celebs, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs in Bikini, Gemma Atkinson, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits by: Mike
There’s not a lot I like about Britain…and the fact that 90 percent of the population looks like something two fraternal twins would bear if one of them got knocked up by the other isn’t really helping. But when I think about it, most chicks there have bigger racks than bitches here in America. Chicks here are way better looking yeah but if you ask me which one has the better end of the deal…let’s just say I’m a typical man so my dick has the remote control to my brain. On that note, allow me to raise a teacup with my pinky in the air and say…you did good this time Britain, you did good.
Here’s Gemma Atkinson and her sweetbejeezus of a rack for Nuts.
Coco’s Monster Ass In Twitter
11/03/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs without Underwear, Coco, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, ass candids, celeb milfs, cleavage candids by: Mike
Gotttt damn! My computer almost crashed because of the magnitude of this bitch’s ass. But screw her ass(in more than the literal form of the word), the real deal here is the face in the mirror. Seriously hoe…what the hell are you??? The ass is not from this world and the face is transforming to match the rest of her gawdamn body!
…you don’t say…Xenu?
