Posts Tagged ‘simpson’
Jessica Simpson’s Nasty Ass Upskirt
10/12/2008 posted in Celebrities in Skirts, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebrity Upskirts, Jessica Simpson by: Mike
It’s good to know there are two things in this world that we can always count on. Ihop to never run out of pancakes and Jessica Dumbo Simpson to keep on exposing fugly pieces of her herself to the world. Also, there are three things you can always expect to see her doing at her concert. One, titty-fucking her huge funbags with the mic while singing her garbage which she calls music. Two, excessively showing her nasty tongue like a freakin salamander and three, flashing her sagging ass to the audience.
Here’s Dumbo Simpson(though I personally would rather see Homer Simpson’s drunk ass on tv than this skanky celebutard’s) presenting her ass for you in another one of her unsolicited celebrity upskirts.
Jessica “Dumbass” Simpson Wants To Study Religion
04/12/2008 posted in Celebrities in Skirts, Hollywood Gossip, Jessica Simpson by: Mike
Oh dear God. Not another useless bitch having an epiphany of herself as the next Christ. Jessica Simpson wants to master religion after reading(wait a minute, she knows how to read??) The Da Vinci Code saying she was inspired by the book. Oooookay? First, does this celebutard know the book is just fiction? And second, how the hell did she learn how to use the word contemplating in a sentence?
The bimbo told Marie Claire, “I’ve been contemplating taking a college course in religion. I love religion. I remember whenever the book ‘The Da Vinci Code’ came out, the Discovery Channel did this three-night piece on it that I TiVoed and then watched eight times.”
Okay, who’s the smart ass that switched this hoe’s book with “The Da Vinci Code for Dummies”? I’ll give her something to contemplate about. One, you should stop thinking of “intelligent” ways to make you look dumber than you already are and second, you need to go back to first grade and have a real education so next time you can save yourself from looking like a retard asking where the Adidas knickers are at a Nike store.
Ashlee Simpson out of the Outback
28/05/2008 posted in Ashlee Simpson, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Hollywood Gossip by: Mike
Cute and leggy Ashlee Simpson leaving the outback steakhouse in LA with some unknown dude. No idea who the fuck he is – maybe her lover? Anyway Ashlee looks damn hot in her dress and those boots look like customized for her. Lets hope she doesnt get that slutty type of girl like her sister – Jessica Simpson pretends to be. Oh wait, she actually is a slut.
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Jessica Simpson leaving Katsuyas
17/05/2008 posted in Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Hollywood Gossip, Jessica Simpson by: Mike
Blonde bomshell singer Jessica Simpson leaving Katsuyas in LA in her short black dress. Her “future-ex” love is right next to her. Ohh the memories 
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