Posts Tagged ‘pokies’

Britney Spears’ Hard Nipples

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You can say all the crap you want about Clitney Spears and her crazy-ass antics, fugly mug and horrible taste in shoes but at the end of the day, just remember who delivers the titties to your door and maybe that should shut your ungrateful ass up.

Here’s the Lady of Cheetos with her sweet headlights on at a gas station in LA.

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Elizabeth Hurley’s Tits Are A Distraction

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Oh my…what nice tits you have, grandma…

One of Britain’s hottest memaw skipped her bed time last night and kissed her dentures for good luck before attending the Love ball charity fundraiser in a Slutdog Millionare-themed dress. And like all aging hoes trying to live their life to fullest, she decided to say fuck it to her bra and added some spice to the night.

Somewhere, Hugh Grant is drunk-dialing her right now while fapping to these shots.

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Pamela Anderson’s Titties At Richie Rich Fashion Show

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What’s a surefire way to make a classy fashion event turn into a ghetto strip show? Put Methface in it! Because no night is ever spared without witnessing her tits, here they are in all their sagging glory at the Richie Rich Fashion Show in NYC. Whatever. I’d still motorboat and fuck those things. Gawd I love whores…

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Britney Spears’ Pokies In California

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I feel for this trailer trash hoe. Not only does she have extreme allergies to bras, she has the mild case of nipple-itis as well. It must suck having your tits follow the steps of your career. I mean I think we can all agree they’re both pointing downwards.

Lucky for us though, there will be no treatment known to man for her nipple-itis(and her head). Here’s Clitney Spears doing the ho stroll with his new boy toy in Calabasas, California.

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AnnaLynne McCord’s Nipples In A See-Through Top

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I tried to think of a way to motivate my meathammer to get hard at the sight of these shitty nipple shots of this mongrel but not even viagra can do the trick. Hey, did you know that if you put a viagra tablet in a pot of plant for six months, that bitch will not wilt? Just putting it out there. (Notice I couldn’t think of an interesting thing to say about this hoe?)

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