Posts Tagged ‘Paris Hilton’
Paris Hilton’s Titty Slip At The Beach
11/02/2009 posted in Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Nipples, Celebs in Bikini, Celebs without Underwear, Hollywood Gossip, Paris Hilton by: Mike
A wonky praying mantis in a bikini was spotted at the beach making love to the sand. Parasite Hilton was all about sexing up the beach in these pics. So much actually, that her raisin tits joined in for a threesome with the slutty sand. It didn’t know what it was getting into. Get ready for the punch line…
At the end of their fuck session, that whole damn island had unlimited resources of crabs that they’re launching a fuckin’ crabby patty fest. Doing! Goddamn Phil, you don’t get it? Fuck off.
Paris Hilton Black Panty Upskirt
29/01/2009 posted in Celebrities in Skirts, Celebrity Upskirts, Hollywood Gossip, Paris Hilton by: Mike
It’s been quite a while since I last posted about this mangy bitch. I thought she was dead already from a serious case of dumb-blonde-itis. Seriously. She recently crashed came to some kind of event and met up with Lady GagMe Gaga, interviewed the skank and well…basically, it was all your regular bullshittin and a shitload of “i like you! nooooooooo i like you!” fuckery and what not.
Wonky sounded like she had three fat cocks in her mouth all throughout the interview while LadyGagme’s monster nose smelled the filth of these two cunts so it hid itself behind GagMe’s dark glasses. And as usual, the night doesn’t see day until Parasite Hilton flashes her panties to the paps in these upskirt photos.
Paris Hilton Pops In At Sundance Film Festival
21/01/2009 posted in Celebrities in Skirts, Celebrity Scandal, Celebrity Sex Tape, Celebrity Sex Tapes, Desperate Celebrities, Hollywood Gossip, Paris Hilton by: Mike
What just made your rectum do a triple sommersault is the sight of Wonky Mc Valtrex. Relax fellas, it’ll be gone after the jump. Parasite Hilton came at the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah living one of her sick fantasies as a tranny anal-loving aviator about to get ass-fucked in that latex whoresuit. The only thing missing in this pic is a cock in her mouth and a video cam. Wonky and her “fuck me without a condom” face later re-appeared to the paps as an evil cunty ice queen after the black latex suit finally managed to escape from her bony ass.
Now let’s move on to news that is not news: The stupid cunt reportedly has a new sex video floating around. Some douche named Darnell Riley claimed to have bought 14-hours of Wonky’s sex vids from a bunch of Russian kids who broke into her home and stole the shit. You can try your luck downloading it online. The first time I did, my computer bitch-slapped me and screamed virus. So I guess wear a condom when you download, ‘coz I’m tellin’ ya not even SpyWare can heal that shit.
Paris Hilton Is Back And Skankier Than Ever!
25/11/2008 posted in Celebrity Photoshoots, Paris Hilton by: Mike
Paris Hilton has yet to outgrow her skanky dress up games as she pops in at the Pussycat Dolls Opening as a deflated sex doll. You can tell that she’s officially single when she’s out parading the streets in sluttier clothes. She came at the opening looking like her usual idiot self trying to pull off a sexy cop costume that she probably grabbed from a cheap porn movie set. She reportedly fancies the royal son of Prince Charles and calls her girlfriend mousy.
“I’d be more than happy to date William – so long as he ditches the mousy girlfriend. I couldn’t believe it when I met him. He was awesome and really hot.” -Press
Looks like she’s upgraded her taste in men from garbage rock stars to British royalty. I’ve heard Prince William held an audition for a joker. She might stand a chance. Check out Paris Hilton in yet another reason for me to throw up in the bathroom.
Paris Hilton and Benji Madden at the Villa LA
11/05/2008 posted in Benji Madden, Hollywood Gossip, Paris Hilton, Villa Los Angeles by: Mike
Paris Hilton and her new boyfriend Benji Madden were seen at the famous nightclub Villa in Los Angeles last night. Paris looks really hot in her black leather dress and her tight high boobs. Nicky Hilton was also there but she wasnt dressed up like her sister, so she wasnt worth a picture 
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