Posts Tagged ‘Paris Hilton’
Paris Hilton’s Topless and Pussy Upskirt Pics
15/03/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Nipples, Celebrity Upskirts, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs in Bikini, Celebs without Underwear, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Paris Hilton, ass candids, cleavage candids by: Mike
Dude: Jeezus Cuh-rist…what is that smell??!
Paris: It’s probably the oysters you had in bed this morning honey.
Dude: *mentally kicking himself in the balls* Note to self, remind me to never let this bitch blindfold me again while getting those ’surprise treats’.
Okay fellas calm down…I know our eyes have all been force-fucked into seeing the world’s famous pussy flasher a.k.a Parasite Hilton expose her coochie bits and tits so freely at some point in our lives but let’s go ahead and pretend we have virgin eyes. Here she is sunbathing topless in Mexico. I’m tellin’ ya, you better be an anal guy if you’re gonna be with this whore. Her ass is cleaner than her punani.
Paris Hilton’s Panty Upskirt Part 624,283
24/02/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Skirts, Celebrity Upskirts, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Drama Queen, Paris Hilton, cleavage candids by: Mike
Ah yes. Ofcourse. Do we seriously need a story behind this shit? Exactly.
Panty shots. Thumbs. ‘Ya’ll know the ropes.
Paris Hilton’s Almost Upskirt At Macy’s In L.A.
14/12/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Skirts, Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Upskirts, Drama Queen, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Paris Hilton by: Mike
Because it’s the spirit of herpes Christmas, Parasite Hilton slipped her lanky mantis-like body in a Skanky Claus outfit yesterday at Macy’s in L.A. I take it her tool of a boyfriend finally took a breather from her disease-ridden ass ‘coz here she is trying to score a dick to land on her lap. Sneaky motherfucker!
Paris Hilton Bikini-Clad In Dubai
01/07/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs in Bikini, Desperate Celebrities, Hollywood Gossip, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Paris Hilton, cleavage candids by: Mike
The Parasite of the world was spotted showing off 99.9% of skin in Dubai, where she was shooting the third series for My New BFF. I am overly dissapointed there wasn’t any public stoning that took place. Depressing shit. I was hoping some suicide bomber would crash a plane up her boney ass and blow it to pieces. I mean, Dubai’s an islamic country known for beating up their women who so much as show their ankles. Her TV producers has told her to quit the skankiness for a while for her own good but I guess these pics explain her answer.
“Paris had made a big public speech, saying how much she loved the Middle East and respected its culture. But the following day she was prancing around on the beach in her bikini and posing provocatively. Bosses warned her Western tourists have been jailed for flouting the rules.” -Page Six
Please. The only reason why she’s there is to hoard some Arab cocks. They really should burn this vapid whore at the stake, for Allah’s sake. Who knows what virus she’s about to come up with while she’s there.
Paris Hilton Making Out With A Dolphin
26/06/2009 posted in Desperate Celebrities, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Paris Hilton by: Mike
Parasite Hilton is so fuckin’ giggly and excited while thinking all kinds of sick shit she can do later with that long thick snout. Dude, I swear. This bitch will fuck anything that moves…regardless of specie. Poor dolphin doesn’t know what it’s in for.
It’s probably just having fun loving Parasite’s pussy scent. ‘Coz you know…it smells like dead fish?
