Posts Tagged ‘nipples’
Britney Spears’ Hard Pokies In Australia
13/11/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Britney Spears, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs without Underwear, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, celeb milfs by: Mike
In the latest update of celebri-titty watch, here’s Clitney Spears taking her droopy tittays for a walk while making a cunt face! Geeze..why the long face sweety? I guess if I was a girl, I’d be in a bitchy mood too if I lost my bra.
Well, probably not. ‘Coz if I had tits, a fuckin’ bra would be the least of my problems ‘coz I would be in bed all day trying to figure out how to put my weiner between those motherfuckers.
Coco’s Tits In A Slutty Mermaid Costume
04/11/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Couples, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs in Bikini, Celebs without Underwear, Coco, Desperate Celebrities, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, cleavage candids by: Mike
The Jessica Rabbit with a bad bleach job celeb wannabe squeezed her cellulitey ass in a mermaid’s costume at M2 Ultra Lounge in New York City last weekend. is it me or does she look like a bloated mermaid who swallowed a lot of sea salt? Her tits looks so sore it looks like a sea-cow motorboated itself between ‘em. I don’t know why the heck I’m hatin’ but I realized this kind of attitude I’m puttin’ on right now isn’t helping Mr. Long-Nose here and it is telling me to shut the fuck up and focus on what’s good.
So yeah, on that note…I’d hit it. I’d rankles those cankles!
Heidi Klum’s Chocolatey Tits In Her Nude Photoshoot
29/10/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Nipples, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs without Underwear, Heidi Klum, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Nude Celebrities, celeb milfs by: Mike
Here’s Heidi Klum topless and basking in either Parasite Hilton’s pussy juice or some chocolate syrup, because getting married to Seal and letting him put his cocoa baby seeds in her tummy just isn’t enough proof that she’s got a bad case of black-cock-itis.
Ha! My punchline is lame but damnit she made it so effortless. Just like the jizzload I’m about to blow in 3…2…1…
Hilary Duff’s Sweet Pokies Are Happy To See You
22/10/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Skirts, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs without Underwear, Hilary Duff, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits by: Mike
Hilary Duff, how you doin’?? Damn. Look at that sweet rack…and those headlights. Maaaaan, I’d motorboat these motherfuckers raw! I know she looks almost BBW-ish these days and she’s no longer the barely legal Lizzy McGuire chick I used to jack off to but looking at her pokies rihgt now and knowing they’re still happy to see me, makes me fuckin’ hard feel fuzzy inside.
Click away for more of Hilary and her tits acting for their lives on the set of her new flick The Business of Falling in Love in Manhattan.
Lily Allen Flashes Her Tits In Venice
20/10/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, British Celebs, Celebs without Underwear, Lily Allen, cleavage candids by: Mike
This just in. A patient from a mental institute in Venice bit her way out of her straightjacket and tried to jump off the balcony when her psychiatrist caught up with her in the nick of time. Unfortunately for her the motherfucker was fast, but luckily for us he wasn’t fast enough to cover her tits so the paps, being the sly bastards that they are knows that hard work and perseverance plus a lot of titty and ass candids plays the heavenly sound of ka-ching! in their ears, snapped these titty pics before he led her back to her underground cell and made her wear a strap-on dildo as he ordered her to boink his ass with a gagball in his mouth. At least, that’s how I imagined this turned out to be, juging from the pics. But in reality, it’s that snot-nosed balcony whore Lily Allen flashing the paps after a good old-fashioned morning sex. See, all of a sudden the ball of excitement went dry as Lilo’s bank account. I tried.
Take a peek of more of Lily’s titties getting fondled by a bloke who looks like a fat and uglier version of Keifer Sutherland with a bad case of halitosis.
