Posts Tagged ‘nipple candids’
Lady Gaga Hides Her Tits With Duct Tape
21/04/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, British Celebs, Celebrity Nipples, Celebs without Underwear, Desperate Celebrities, Hollywood Gossip, Lady Gaga by: Mike
Between Bozo the clown and this revolting piece of shit called Lady Gaga, if my mom threw me a barfday party at home(yeah i still live with my mom, fuck off), I’d definitely choose the one with the more cheerful-looking duct tape on the chesticles. Bozo’s tape are red ‘coz it fits the rest of his costume and he pulls those moobs together ‘coz it scares away the kids when they jiggle and shake. Lady GagMe, however, marks the spot black but gives away the clue anyway. No fun at all.
So maybe instead of being the clown she can be the donkey instead and we can have fun covering her big mouth with tape and draw x’s on her body. The biggest x would have to be on her nose, so I can strike that motherfucker off her fugly face.
Rumer Willis And Her Tits Pumping Gas
16/04/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebrity Nipples, Celebs without Underwear, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Rumer Willis by: Mike
I’ve always thought Demi Moore and Bruce Willis are one the most good-looking people in Hollywood. So it came as a shock to the whole world to see that Demi gave birth to a potato. Of all vegetables, why a potato? She could’ve popped a cucumber out of her vagina and do all kinky things to it instead. Like drilling it in Bruce’s asshole, you know he likes that shit. A cucumber can do a lot of things a potato can’t.
But I guess Rumer’s not your ordinary potato. I mean, can you name any other tater that can grow tits and pump gas? Didn’t think so.
Naomi Campbell’s Tits On A Starry Night
13/04/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Skirts, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Nipples, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs without Underwear, Hollywood Gossip, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Naomi Campbell by: Mike
Meet Starlight, a midnight shift hooker giving blowjobs at alleyways for $10 a pop. Nah, just kidding. This ebony beauty slutting up your screens is Naomi Campbell minus her Russian Billionaire Pepaw. When the cat is away the bitch will turn back into her old ways. Okay I won’t try and trashtalk a golddigger finding true love, ‘coz that’s what this hoe felt when she laid eyes on the money dude.
“Sources said, “Vlad is like Naomi in that he likes to have fun. But he is also a very gentle, very calm person and that makes Naomi calm. She is in a good phase of her life now because she is living a big love story.”
“[Naomi] said it was love at first sight and he is completely in love with her. He thinks she is a goddess and Naomi believes she finally has found the right man.” -Glam Boulevard
It was love at first sight alright, the people even witnessed hearing the ka-ching! sound from her eyes at the very day she found true love.
Christina Aguilera’s Bouncy Tits In See-Through Top
07/04/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Skirts, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebrity Nipples, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs without Underwear, Christina Aguilera, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, celeb milfs by: Mike
Marilyn Monroe wig intact? Check.
Tight curve-hugging skirt to make bubble butt way more noticeable? Check.
Porno-red ipstick smeared on lips? Check.
See-through top? Check.
Bra? Che–. Wait. *scribbles on list*
What bra? (Like. It’s so much fun without one!)
Christina Aguilera’s check list for the day.
Another Kate Moss Peek-A-Boobs And Upskirt
18/03/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Skirts, Celebrity Nipples, Celebrity Upskirts, Hollywood Gossip by: Mike
Fucking yawn. I’m sure everybody has seen this coke-whore’s tits when it’s doing peek-a-boobs. Thanks to the papz, they fuckin’ throw it in your face. Well…I must say her tits have gained an undecent amount of confidence from years of overexposure. Usually they’re harmless. But when I came across these titty pics of this skinny hoe, it brought me back to bad memories of my childhood pet Whitey. I’ve seen those tits before.
Those tits on Kate Moss are the same tits I saw every time Whitey rolled over to ask for a belly rub. The same sagging, lactating tits I have tried to forget for twenty fucking years! Now it’s come back to haunt me, thanks to this coke cunt.
