Posts Tagged ‘nipple candids’
Lady Gaga’s Tits Want You To Practice Safe Sex
02/03/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Nipples, Celebs without Underwear, cleavage candids by: Mike
Another day, another titty parade for Lady GagMe. At the MAC Viva Glam launch in London yesterday, she took her tits out and put on her Sarah Palin hat to promote safe sex for her fans. Fox 411 has the details:
“I see them every night and they are so beautiful and precious and lovely, but some of them are insecure and very troubled and not confident,” she said. “I meet them and they cry, and they say ‘Gaga you make me feel like I belong.’
“And I think to myself about that one girl or those hundreds of thousands of girls who meet that guy at a club who makes them feel like they belong and they don’t have that negotiation. We all know that having sex without a condom is … Russian roulette.” -Fox 411
The hypocrisy! You take your mini-porn show of a parade around town looking like a wet herpes-ridden dick and expect them to wear protection? Bitch. Just looking at you is Russian roulette.
Britney Spears’ Pokies In California
15/02/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Britney Spears, Celebrity Nipples, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs without Underwear, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, celeb milfs, cleavage candids by: Mike
I feel for this trailer trash hoe. Not only does she have extreme allergies to bras, she has the mild case of nipple-itis as well. It must suck having your tits follow the steps of your career. I mean I think we can all agree they’re both pointing downwards.
Lucky for us though, there will be no treatment known to man for her nipple-itis(and her head). Here’s Clitney Spears doing the ho stroll with his new boy toy in Calabasas, California.
Britney Spears’ Nippy Day In Australia
06/11/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Britney Spears, Celebrity Nipples, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs without Underwear, celeb milfs by: Mike
These pics of Clitney wearing a see-through top showing her pokies while leaving Perth Hotel in Australia is totally making me uncomfy in my wuzzy black heart. And I think I know why. It’s because I fuckin’ loved Snoopy when I was a baby and she’s mocking me by stuffing Snoopy in her shirt. The audacity! Ohh that cute wittle button nose…gawdamnit bitch I know your tits look miserable but you don’t have to take me–Snoopy, and everybody else down with ya.
On a lighter note, I’d hit it. Oh heck yeah. I’d fuck the misery out of her tits.
Lindsay Lohan Munching On A Salad In Beverly Hills
29/10/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Nipples, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs without Underwear, Drama Queen, Drug Addicts, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Lesbian Celebs, Lindsay Lohan by: Mike
Ooohhh to be that chunk of food about to hop in that little cokewhore’s diseased-ridden mouth. It suprises me that she can still lift a fork after all and didn’t resort to snorting her food all the way. You know she’d definitely do that shit after the stash runs dry. That banner pic up there is what a carpet muncher looks like while licking the taco. Sorry, I just had to go there.
Here’s Lindsay Hoehan trying something different out of the blue at E Baldi in Beverly Hills, because something like this doesn’t happen everyday in Hollyworld. I threw in a pic of her hard nippies to calm you horny bastards down. Don’t mention it.
Blake Lively’s Pokies At The US Open
16/09/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Blake Lively, Celebrity Nipples, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs without Underwear, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, cleavage candids by: Mike
There’s been another recent sighting of Blake Lively’s pokies but this time it was caught canoodling with some mystery guy at the US Open yesterday and by the looks of it, that’s some pretty big areola.
Mildly put, it was a nippy day outside. I swear if New York’s temperature stays like this, I’m moving there. No ifs and buts, just tits and butts. Lame line! But feel free to quote me on that one.
