Posts Tagged ‘Lindsay Lohan’
Lindsay Lohan On Her Knees At Trousdale, L.A.
25/03/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Skirts, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Desperate Celebrities, Drama Queen, Drunk Celebs, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, cleavage candids by: Mike
These shots of a drunk-off-her-ass Lindsay Hoehan falling down face first on the ground probably to sniff a pack of coke someone dropped are totally priceless. How can anyone look at this garbage without being reminded of their boozing limits?
Although in her defense, this is just her in her natural habitat. Drunk or not, this cokewhore is always on her knees.
Lindsay Lohan Is Writing A Book
05/03/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebs in Hotpants, Celebs without Underwear, Drama Queen, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Lesbian Celebs, Lindsay Lohan by: Mike
Apparently there are other things Lindsay Hoehan wanted to do with her life apart from her dream of being that one porn star who passes out on the set from snorting coke out of ten black dude’s ass before giving them rimjobs, she decided it was time to author a book. That’s a big dream Lindsay. Perhaps you can first try reading a book.
“I write a lot and it’s very therapeutic for me because then I can see what’s happening on paper,” she tells Britain’s OK! magazine. “I’ve started writing a book. It’s going to take a while, all my life experiences. I started writing it a year ago. There’s a lot to put down, you know?” -via E! News
At this rate, I’m pretty sure all that book would be about are sketches of red bull, stick figures performing 69, coke and if we’re lucky, a title. Dan Brown better pack it up ‘coz he ain’t got shit on this one.
Lindsay Lohan’s Ass For Purple Magazine
04/03/2010 posted in Hollywood Gossip by: Mike
Realizing that her only true calling was to pose naked for magazines, Lindsay Hoehan took a break from snorting coke from public bathrooms to begin the metamorphosis by showing some doo-doo for Purple magazine and I have to admit, this is the best I’ve seen her in a while.
That being said, I’d hit it with my pork sword after snorting a pile from her sweet freckled ass.
Lindsay Lohan’s Tits Looks Beat Just Like Her Face
18/02/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Skirts, Celebs without Underwear, Lesbian Celebs, Lindsay Lohan, cleavage candids by: Mike
Here’s Lindsay Blowhan putting ‘looking rough around the edges’ on a whole new level. Damn. Seriously, I wanna know who the dumb fucks are who keeps giving this $2 gutter hooker a job. What kind of publicity are those sick SOBs are looking for? Even the porn industry thinks she looks too beat for their shit.
Lindsay Lohan’s Tits In A Black Bikini In Miami
09/02/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Drug Habbits, Celebrity Lesbian Scens, Celebs in Bikini, Lesbian Celebs, Lindsay Lohan, cleavage candids by: Mike
Because Lindsay Hoehan has a face that only coke and a bottle of Redbull could love, it’s not a surprise when a few magazine headlines queef out reports on lesbo domestic violence between her and the cunt-faced carpet muncher other known as SamRo. Like Radar Online, for instance:
“One time I saw her [Lindsay] and she had a large welt on her head,” the source told RadarOnline.com. “She told me that Sam beat the (bleep) out of her. “She also said that Sam even punched and choked her one time.”
“It’s so twisted. They’re not together, but they are,” said the source. “I never thought I’d ever say this, but I really do feel sorry for Lindsay. She is just lost. She’s alone. She has no friends to turn to.” -RadarOnline.com
I mean c’mon now. Can you blame a bulldyke for bitch-slapping this cokewhore? We fuckin’ approve! If anything, this SamRo person should cut the dj’ing and focus more on honing her mauling skills. Okay let me just do this, I know exactly the right person for this gig.
Ring…ring…ring…
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