Posts Tagged ‘Kim Kardashian’
Kim Kardashian’s Tits Promotes Perfume
01/03/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Skirts, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, cleavage candids by: Mike
Geezus…why does this annoying trash keep promoting shit? For the hundredth time, we don’t want your garbage. Her perfume probably smells like her ass crack after getting gang-banged by a group of black dudes anyway so forget it.
However her tits is a merciless bitch when it comes to marketing so just so we’re clear here, I’ll only sample that crap from her titties…and it better smell like cheeseburgers!
Kim Kardashian’s Ass In Leggings
25/02/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebs Id Like To Fuck by: Mike
Here’s Kim Kardashian’s monster ass going places yesterday in West Hollywood. Gawd Damn! Look at those crap-sacks! It’s a massive mudslide waiting to happen. But seriously, can you blame it? It’s seen more black cocks than a drive-by.
Kim Kardashian Fellating A Salad For Carl’s Jr.
23/12/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Kim Kardashian, cleavage candids by: Mike
Here’s the anal-loving no-talent whore other known as Kim KardASShian fellating a bowl of salad in the latest commercial for Carl’s Jr. Smooth move on the advertising crew’s part, they knew exactly what to do to make her whore out their new product in the most convincing way. Spread semen-looking stuff all over the salad and the bitch will perform.
I would have thrown a black cock in the bowl though and it would look more natural. I mean there’s got to be a racial salad-tossing punchline somewhere that people would totally appeal to.
Kim Kardashian In A Bikini With An Ogre
03/12/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs in Bikini, Desperate Celebrities, Khloe Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, cleavage candids by: Mike
Now that we’re back to stuff that are pretty much worthless, here are some pics of Kim KardASShian looking like your friendly Sims neighborhood gutter hooker with an Ogre in a bikini beside her. I must say her handler did a fantastic job taming this beast. In these pics, you can tell in her blood-thirsty eyes she’s ready to rip the hell out of Kim’s head if not for the pig carcass the crew was waving beside the camera.
Kim Kardashian Goes Blonde
12/08/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Drama Queen, Hollywood Gossip, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Kim Kardashian, cleavage candids by: Mike
Okay, I gotta admit when I first saw these pics of Kim Kardashian, I thought it was Beyonce who just happened to trip and fell head first in a bucket of light brown paint while shaking her badokandonk. Turns out it’s Kim after all. Ofcourse. Why not? Any chick who just recently got her massive ass dumped by her boyfriend should start finding ways to forget anything that reminds her of him.
And since this is Kim KardASShian we’re talking about here who’s got brains as big as Verne Troyer’s toilet bowl, she decided to say fuck it to anything black. I don’t know, maybe she got tired of looking at the mirror every morning and going apeshit seeing her black hair. ‘Ya know–’coz it’s black? Ha! Lame line but you can be sure it stays. Ok wait, does this mean she’s finally giving my pale ass a chance? In that case, all you ass-loving white basterds better take out your flags and wave it in the air! Sonofabitch Phil, cover yourself up! I wasn’t referring to your damn weiner!
Here’s Kim KardAsshian looking all cleavagey in a sexy white dress at the Teen’s Choice Awards.
