Posts Tagged ‘kelly’
Kelly Brook Gets Motorboated By Riley Steele On A Boat
10/06/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, British Celebs, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebrity Lesbian Scens, Celebrity Nipples, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs in Bikini, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Riley Steele, cleavage candids by: Mike
Wow. Just wow. I just jizzed on my work desk and i don’t give a fuck. Sweet Jeezus…that motherfucker on the background is the luckiest man alive at the time this awesome shit happened. Kelly Brook getting motorboated by this hot lesbian pornstar named Riley Steele with a tit-slip on a boat.
That’s an instant boner headline right there. Now if we can just get Riley to motorboat Kelly’s buttcheeks I can fuckin’ die happily in my sleep. I can’t even…this shit is ridiculously hot!
Kelly Brook Is Bikini Hot In Barbados
01/04/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, British Celebs, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebrity Nipples, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs in Bikini, Hollywood Gossip, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Kelly Brook by: Mike
Hooooly shit! Kelly Brook is mind-raping me with these pics of her in Barbados. Her fuckin’ awesome body was made for that bikini and not the other way around. I mean look at those Carribean curves! I’d be more than happy to motorcade my dick all over those curves and her bouncy titties if she’d let me. So…would you fuck me Kelly? I’d fuck me.
Kelly Brook In A Bikini Makes My Dick Happy
11/01/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs in Bikini, Kelly Brook by: Mike
Mondays are always fucked up. Your ass is heavier to drag out of bed than other days and when I go take care of business in the bathroom, I got a hot-tempered dick that demands a lot of TLC. This bastard is fuckin’ clingy and needy. It knows that it needs necessities in life and when I tell it that I’m in no mood on Mondays I get a lot of dick-slapping on the face followed by a threat to ass-rape me. Well when i saw these sizzling hot pics of Kelly Brook and her massive tits, there was no dragging or ass-raping that took place. I came to work with a happy whistling cock.
Do yourself a favor. When your cock is having PMS(Pound Me Slut!) syndrome, show pics of this hot bitch and that little bastard will shut the fuck up. Seriously.
Kelly Brook’s Tits Heats Up Our Monday
07/12/2008 posted in Celebrity Nipples, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs without Underwear, Kelly Brook by: Mike
Jesus, get the fuck out of the way Billy Zane! Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about! Funbags on the red carpet! See guys, Mondays don’t have to be fuckin’ lame. As long as we got half-naked chicks strolling the red carpet, we’re good. Look at that Zane dweeb, he couldn’t be more subtle staring at her huge fun bags like he just wants to put hot sauce, parmesan cheese and salsa all over them and gobble them up! I’m glad she dumped that turdbrain. Guess we can all agree that aside from her underwear, he’s definitely one of two things Kelly Brook looks good without.
Sex up your Monday with Kelly Brook’s sweet tits in these photos.
