Posts Tagged ‘Jessica Simpson’
Jessica “Dumbass” Simpson Wants To Study Religion
04/12/2008 posted in Celebrities in Skirts, Hollywood Gossip, Jessica Simpson by: Mike
Oh dear God. Not another useless bitch having an epiphany of herself as the next Christ. Jessica Simpson wants to master religion after reading(wait a minute, she knows how to read??) The Da Vinci Code saying she was inspired by the book. Oooookay? First, does this celebutard know the book is just fiction? And second, how the hell did she learn how to use the word contemplating in a sentence?
The bimbo told Marie Claire, “I’ve been contemplating taking a college course in religion. I love religion. I remember whenever the book ‘The Da Vinci Code’ came out, the Discovery Channel did this three-night piece on it that I TiVoed and then watched eight times.”
Okay, who’s the smart ass that switched this hoe’s book with “The Da Vinci Code for Dummies”? I’ll give her something to contemplate about. One, you should stop thinking of “intelligent” ways to make you look dumber than you already are and second, you need to go back to first grade and have a real education so next time you can save yourself from looking like a retard asking where the Adidas knickers are at a Nike store.
Jessica Simpson at a Mexican restaurant in LA
11/05/2008 posted in Hollywood Gossip, Jessica Simpson by: Mike
Smoking hot singer and actress Jessica Simpson in a white Halter, arriving at a mexican restaurant in Los Angeles. Jessica is a real stunner!
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