Posts Tagged ‘hilton’
Paris Hilton Pops In At Sundance Film Festival
21/01/2009 posted in Celebrities in Skirts, Celebrity Scandal, Celebrity Sex Tape, Celebrity Sex Tapes, Desperate Celebrities, Hollywood Gossip, Paris Hilton by: Mike
What just made your rectum do a triple sommersault is the sight of Wonky Mc Valtrex. Relax fellas, it’ll be gone after the jump. Parasite Hilton came at the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah living one of her sick fantasies as a tranny anal-loving aviator about to get ass-fucked in that latex whoresuit. The only thing missing in this pic is a cock in her mouth and a video cam. Wonky and her “fuck me without a condom” face later re-appeared to the paps as an evil cunty ice queen after the black latex suit finally managed to escape from her bony ass.
Now let’s move on to news that is not news: The stupid cunt reportedly has a new sex video floating around. Some douche named Darnell Riley claimed to have bought 14-hours of Wonky’s sex vids from a bunch of Russian kids who broke into her home and stole the shit. You can try your luck downloading it online. The first time I did, my computer bitch-slapped me and screamed virus. So I guess wear a condom when you download, ‘coz I’m tellin’ ya not even SpyWare can heal that shit.
Tinkerbitch Wants To Be Tinkerbell
04/12/2008 posted in Celebrities in Skirts, Celebrity Photoshoots, Hollywood Gossip, Paris Hilton by: Mike
Has Disney gone porn? A random reliable source says Disney suits are considering the Skank Queen to play the role of Peter Pan’s whore sidekick in the live-action version of Tinkerbell. The kind of action that requires a night-vision camera with the wonky’s head bobbing up and down.
“Paris has worked on her acting chops lately and showed some comedy prowess in her YouTube spoof of running for president. Disney suits saw it and think she may be developing some comedic-actress potential.”-NY Post
Maybe Wonky McHohan thought she was auditioning for a porn movie called “Tinkle My Bell”. Jesus, just the sight of her leering overly botoxed-face, lanky choppers and nasty chicken legs in my head fluttering around like a praying mantis in a mini skirt makes me want to kill cute and cuddle baby seals. Slut, please! Your acting “potential” don’t mean crap to the fact that America will always see you as a walking venereal-disease carrying celebutard. And for fuck’s sake! Why do bird-brained producers still keep giving this whore a job? Is her tinker”bell” that great?
Paris Hilton Is Back And Skankier Than Ever!
25/11/2008 posted in Celebrity Photoshoots, Paris Hilton by: Mike
Paris Hilton has yet to outgrow her skanky dress up games as she pops in at the Pussycat Dolls Opening as a deflated sex doll. You can tell that she’s officially single when she’s out parading the streets in sluttier clothes. She came at the opening looking like her usual idiot self trying to pull off a sexy cop costume that she probably grabbed from a cheap porn movie set. She reportedly fancies the royal son of Prince Charles and calls her girlfriend mousy.
“I’d be more than happy to date William – so long as he ditches the mousy girlfriend. I couldn’t believe it when I met him. He was awesome and really hot.” -Press
Looks like she’s upgraded her taste in men from garbage rock stars to British royalty. I’ve heard Prince William held an audition for a joker. She might stand a chance. Check out Paris Hilton in yet another reason for me to throw up in the bathroom.
