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Stephanie Seymour Slips A Tit At St. Barts

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If you haven’t gotten enough of Stephanie Seymour’s slippery tit and it’s flirting ways, here it is spotted once again playing peek-a-boo with the paps at St. Barth’s over the weekend.

Is it just me or does she look like a cross-breed between Helena Christensen and Cindy Crawford? A lot older and a more cellulitey version but equally hot, I ain’t hitting that ass any less.

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Gemma Atkinson’s Tits For Nuts

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There’s not a lot I like about Britain…and the fact that 90 percent of the population looks like something two fraternal twins would bear if one of them got knocked up by the other isn’t really helping. But when I think about it, most chicks there have bigger racks than bitches here in America. Chicks here are way better looking yeah but  if you ask me which one has the better end of the deal…let’s just say I’m a typical man so my dick has the remote control to my brain. On that note, allow me to raise a teacup with my pinky in the air and say…you did good this time Britain, you did good.

Here’s Gemma Atkinson and her sweetbejeezus of a rack for Nuts.

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Lindsay Lohan Is Writing A Book

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Apparently there are other things Lindsay Hoehan wanted to do with her life apart from her dream of being that one porn star who passes out on the set from snorting coke out of ten black dude’s ass before giving them rimjobs, she decided it was time to author a book. That’s a big dream Lindsay. Perhaps you can first try reading a book.

“I write a lot and it’s very therapeutic for me because then I can see what’s happening on paper,” she tells Britain’s OK! magazine. “I’ve started writing a book. It’s going to take a while, all my life experiences. I started writing it a year ago. There’s a lot to put down, you know?” -via E! News

At this rate, I’m pretty sure all that book would be about are sketches of red bull, stick figures performing 69, coke and if we’re lucky, a title. Dan Brown better pack it up ‘coz he ain’t got shit on this one.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Ass For Purple Magazine

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Realizing that her only true calling was to pose naked for magazines, Lindsay Hoehan took a break from snorting coke from public bathrooms to begin the metamorphosis by showing some doo-doo for Purple magazine and I have to admit, this is the best I’ve seen her in a while.

That being said, I’d hit it with my pork sword after snorting a pile from her sweet freckled ass.

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Marisa Miller’s Ass For GQ UK

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Today’s one helluva drag that I was pretty positive that I would’ve seen more excitement if I stuck my head inside a can of beans when this blonde bombshell popped in. It’s refreshing to see someone considerate enough to flash us some sweet ass and the good thing about it? It’s not THIS bitch or THIS bitch either.

Here’s Marisa Miller’s ass for GQ UK.

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