Posts Tagged ‘cleavage candids’
Bar Rafaeli’s Got A Man Between Her Legs
24/02/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Bar Rafaeli, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, cleavage candids by: Mike
Ha! You fell for it! C’mon fellas, there’s no way you’ll ever catch this Israeli bombshell getting filled up for real by some butt-nugget from the reality show Jershey Shore called ‘ Mike The Situation”. Not only because no one can possibly fuck a tool who wants to be known to the world by that name but because her punani and my pork sword are meant to be together someday. Not unless she’s a cheating whore. Wait, why do I say whore like it’s a bad thing? Ahh I’m a weirdo.
Below is Bar’s ass in a hot bikini. Just because.
Christina Aguilera’s Cameltoe
19/02/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Christina Aguilera, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, celeb milfs, cleavage candids by: Mike
Yeah I know bitch. We all agree that these pics are pretty much yawn-material. And whoop dee doo! Judging from the thumbs below, looks like this tranny clown’s got the crabs. I love how she doesn’t give a flying fuck scratching her punani in front of the paps. Ever heard of a yeast cream?!
Pamela Anderson’s Titties At Richie Rich Fashion Show
19/02/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Nipples, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs without Underwear, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Paris Hilton, celeb milfs, cleavage candids by: Mike
What’s a surefire way to make a classy fashion event turn into a ghetto strip show? Put Methface in it! Because no night is ever spared without witnessing her tits, here they are in all their sagging glory at the Richie Rich Fashion Show in NYC. Whatever. I’d still motorboat and fuck those things. Gawd I love whores…
Lindsay Lohan’s Tits Looks Beat Just Like Her Face
18/02/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Skirts, Celebs without Underwear, Lesbian Celebs, Lindsay Lohan, cleavage candids by: Mike
Here’s Lindsay Blowhan putting ‘looking rough around the edges’ on a whole new level. Damn. Seriously, I wanna know who the dumb fucks are who keeps giving this $2 gutter hooker a job. What kind of publicity are those sick SOBs are looking for? Even the porn industry thinks she looks too beat for their shit.
Heidi Montag’s Huge Tits In A Busty Dress
17/02/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Heidi Montag, cleavage candids by: Mike
In a last-ditch effort to save whatever career she has left, Heidi Montag allowed her body to have steamy erotic sex to a scalpel (a.k.a underwent plastic surgery 10 times in one day). I hadn’t noticed but she dissapeared from the whorelight for a long time but now she’s back and…well…still fugly as shit.
Let this be a lesson to all young aspiring sluts out there. You can have all the cosmetic procedure done on your body and it may or may not make your fugly mug look better but at the end of the day, you’re still a little whore like this one. Her double D’s on the other hand are a distraction from her face so on that note, I’d motorboat. Willingly.
