Posts Tagged ‘cannes’
Paris Hilton And Doug Reinhardt Dry-Humping In Cannes
25/05/2009 posted in Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Drug Habbits, Celebs without Underwear, Desperate Celebrities, Drama Queen, Hollywood Gossip, Paris Hilton by: Mike
“No condom baby!” is probably what Parasite is telling Douchy Doug in this pic before he dry-humped her herpes-ridden cunt infront of their sick-ass spectators at a night club in Cannes. Just look at all those bastards drooling at the background. They, too, want to know what it feels like having herpes..’coz having a cold-sore on the mouth is so fuckin’ cool!
Don’t worry fellas, you’re only the 10% of the male population that this dumpster whore hasn’t humped yet. Trust me, you don’t have to do much. Just wave your dick in her face, she’ll run to you like a dog to a bone.
Sharon Stone Takes Her Penis On A Boat Ride In Cannes
28/12/2008 posted in Celebrities in Skirts, Celebrity Upskirts, Sharon Stone by: Mike
Ohhh Heeeeeell nooooo! This shit’s gotta be the most disgusting–if not scariest upskirt photo in the history of Hollywood upskirt. I’m trying to remember if I might’ve watched something in the news about this slutty old hag having a transplant coz damn! instead of a tasty coochie, I’m seeing a set of nads in this photo! Can somebody explain this fuckery?? This shit has got all kinds of wrong in it! Either she was too stoned and traded her pussy for a dick or she’s smuggling something in that nasty grandma undies of her.
Here’s Schlong Stone(shut up, it stays), showing her sad little penis on a boat ride in Cannes. The fuck. Disturbing stuff.
Lindsay Lohan in a black bikini
25/05/2008 posted in British Celebs, Celebrities in Bikini, Drama Queen, Film Festival Cannes, Lindsay Lohan by: Mike
The mother of all drama and Londons number one celebrity Lindsay Lohan was tanning in the sun at the Eden Rock Hotel in Cannes, France. Her banging body looks perfect in the black bikini. Too bad she didnt flash her tits or did some topless posing like Lily Allen did before.
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Sharon Stone flashes her boobs!
23/05/2008 posted in Celebrities in Bikini, Celebs in Bikini, Film Festival Cannes, Sharon Stone by: Mike
You may remember the upskirt pictures of Sharon Stone from yesterday. This time she topped herself and flashed her boobs at her hotel balcony in Cannes. She doesnt look too bad for her age. I think id still hit her. Sharon is just the mother of sexual education in my book. Make sure you check out our archive for the complete nude pictures of Sharon Stone.
Lindsay Lohan and the unspoken Lesbian Love
23/05/2008 posted in Film Festival Cannes, Lesbian Celebs, Lindsay Lohan by: Mike
Lindsay Lohan was out for a little sightseeing and a shopping trip in Cannes. She went with her current girl or boyfriend, we are unsure right now. It looks like a female on her side but its more like the typicall male part lesbian if you know what i mean. Anyway, enjoy the hottest celebrity candids from Lindsay Lohan.
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