Posts Tagged ‘bikini candids’
Coco’s Tits In A Pink Bikini At The Beach
18/11/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrities in Skirts, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebrity Barefoots, Celebs in Bikini, Celebs without Underwear, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, cleavage candids by: Mike
This isn’t a crime scene shot of a walrus’ cadaver with two huge tumors skinned and washed ashore. It’s something more repulsive than that. Because this she-thing actually exist and will be fucking with your nightmares tonight. I mean who else would want to make you stab your eyes at the sight of her skankery other than this ghetto alleyway pussy peddler Coco.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for chicks with huge bouncy tits and ass but this bitch will destroy you. I can just imagine her monster ass shredding my dick into dust when I’m pounding it. And the sucky part is, that’s before I could even finish.
Mariah Carey’s Sideboob At The Beach
09/11/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebrity Barefoots, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs in Bikini, Celebs without Underwear, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Mariah Carey, cleavage candids by: Mike
Calm the fuck down fellas because this ain’t the body of a slutty Montauk monster washed ashore by the waves before squeezing into some hoe’s bikini to hide itself. Oh, you didn’t know these sly fuckers like to do the ho stroll in a bikini? Shame on you. But seriously though, wouldn’t this have been a hundred times better if these pics are actually of a montauk? ‘Coz If you look at it closer, you’d notice that those are sideboobs, and not fins. I know, I was fooled too. And those sideboobs actually belong to a more hideous interracial-loving monster. Word in town is that it goes by the name Mariah Carey.
It’s ok guys. Some days we can’t have everything. Here she is in LA shooting some crappy music vid.
06/11/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Scandal, Celebrity Sex Tape, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs in Bikini, Jennifer Lopez, celeb milfs, cleavage candids by: Mike
Well, well. It seems like you sick fucks just might have a new addition to your collection of Hollywhores’ sex tapes ‘coz some nosy bitches over at the National Enquirer is saying they have Jennifer Lopez’s sex tape in their hands and probably jacked over it too. C’mon now, seriously? Who didn’t know this was coming? I’m actually surprised (and dissapointed) no sex tape has been leaked when her ass crack was still getting motorboated by P.Diddy’s cocoa stick. Kim K just proved that she’s the better whore between the two.
“The ENQUIRER viewed the bombshell 11-hour tape that J.Lo doesn’t want anyone to see – and we have all the details. The tape includes footage of the beauty playing sexy bedroom games with first husband Ojani Noa, 35, a Cuban-born waiter she married 12 years ago. In one sizzling scene, J.Lo is looking at herself in a bathroom mirror, wearing only a bra and panties – and showing off her famous butt. Sources say the star is embarrassed by the planned release of the image-shattering tape. The 40-year-old is the mother of 20-month-old twins with third husband Marc Anthony, 41, and projects a sexy but wholesome image. But that’s not the naughty Jennifer seen on the tape – in skimpy underwear being chased around the bedroom by Noa, who playfully spanks her. In another eye-popping shot, a clearly immodest J.Lo laughs as the camera catches her climbing onto a motorcycle wearing a short dress and no panties. -National Enquirer
Ummm…okay. So her ass makes a cameo in a motorcycle and she sashays around the house in her granny panties, big deal. That doesn’t exactly make that a sex tape, does it? If that bubble ass gets pounded on the motorcycle by a pack or rabid black guys somewhere in the vid, why not. Until then, I’m not watching that crap.
Alessandra Ambrosio In A Bikini At St.Barth’s
30/10/2009 posted in Alessandra Ambrosio, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs in Bikini, Celebs without Underwear, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, celeb milfs, cleavage candids by: Mike
I’m not sure why but this Victoria’s Secret chick has always given me mixed feelings in my no-no. Sometimes she’s hot, other time she looks like Sewer Horse or one of the two geckos in my ceiling. I’m in no position to tell you how freakishly ugly-creepy those geckos are since those little bastards have watched me masturbate to some weird stuff every night. I’ve heard geckos are prone to blackmailing people when offended so I’m not gonna go into details. Okay, my point in all this is that I have really nothing interesting to write about so I’m giving this skeletal slut a chance. Ever seen a sea-horse in a bikini? I rest my case.
Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio at St. Barth’s sexing with the rock and the beach sand or something.
Britney Spears In A Black Bikini In Mexico
19/10/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Britney Spears, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebrity Barefoots, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs in Bikini, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, celeb milfs, cleavage candids by: Mike
Here’s Britney Spears in a skimpy bikini at some beach in Mexico. Hell, why not? Swine flu is over, why not spread the crazies! Am I right or am i right? High five! Fuckin’ aside, I’d still hit it though. Oh yeah. I’d motorboat that ass without shame. Dude don’t give me the side-eye, you know you’d tap that milfy ass too.;)
