Posts Tagged ‘bikini candids’
Pamela Anderson Sells Her Undies At Garage Sale
13/04/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebs in Bikini, Hollywood Gossip, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Pamela Anderson by: Mike
Junk for sale! Methface took a few seconds out of the gutter hooker life, slipped off of her stripper heels and spent some time cleaning out her closet. Turns out this bitch recycles. But she took recycling way over the top by selling her undergarments at a garage sale she held at a friend’s house. Some of her items for sale are books(yeah, I know. Never would’ve guessed this bitch could read), pieces of autographed paraphernalia and some shitty furniture.
“Proceeds of the sale went to the Canadian actress’ favourite charity People For The Ethical Treatment Of Animals (PETA). Among her extensive fashion collection on offer was a chain-mail bra, numerous satin negligees, seven-inch high ’stripper-style’ heels and feather boas. Baywatch fans hoping for a historical reminder of the international hit TV show could buy a signed red float famously carried by Pamela’s character C.J. Parker as she bounced along the beach.” -Daily Mail
No news yet if she provided buyers their gas mask ‘coz I’m guessing the place would’ve smelled like a fish market. If any of you guys are interested, there’s a rack on the far end near the run down china set where she sells her sex tapes for half the price.
Lindsay Lohan Found A New Sport: Bikini Boxing
23/03/2009 posted in Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebrity Drug Habbits, Celebrity Nipples, Celebs in Bikini, Desperate Celebrities, Hollywood Gossip, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Lindsay Lohan by: Mike
Lindsay HoeHan–sideboob and boney ass has found a new hobby aside from snorting coke out of SamRo’s ass, and enrolled herself in some bikini boxing class in Polaroid Beach House in Malibu ‘coz this is what fucked up unemployed celebskanks do with their time. Damn, even boxing looks like a skanky sport with this bitch! Amusingly, this hoe is realizing that it won’t be long ’til her money runs out and milking her gayelle lover just isn’t enough to keep up with her mess. Us Weekly explains more of this shit:
“”It’s scary when you realize, ‘Oh my God, I’m not working. And I have a house to pay for now.’… and there’s been some things I’ve really wanted to do,” she says in April’s Nylon.
“Like the one movie I’ve wanted to do for so long is Alice in Wonderland [directed by Tim Burton],” she continues. “But, um, that didn’t work out… it is what it is.” -US Weekly
What it is is the one wee little problem she overlooked before wanting her ass in the movie. Alice in Wonderland doesn’t have any coke-snorting back-alley whores in the story so there’s no way they can find a better role for her other than a cameo role as a tree in the background but that shit still won’t do ‘coz the other trees on the set will quit that bitch. It’s a damn insult to have Hoehan portray their kind. No living thing in plantdom is as twiggy and cokey as this whore’s ass.
Fergie Is Actually Hot In A Bikini
18/02/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebrity Couples, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs in Bikini, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Stacy Fergie Ferguson by: Mike
Well, well. Look who’s trying to unfug at a Mexico beach last weekend. It’s probably refreshing for Fuggie Fergie’s athlete husband Josh Duhamel to know life is not that bitchy and he didn’t entirely end up with something that looks like Mikey Rourke’s long-lost bastard sister. What his Bridezilla lacks from the neck up, she makes up from the neck down.
‘Coz hellooooooo lovely lady lumps! Her body’s bikini bangin’ in these pics I actually felt a bit of kinetic energy in my pants. Those huge honkers and that bouncy ass! Damn she’s hot!(But uhh…lights still off and paperbag stays on in the bedroom.)
Audrina Partridge Is Bikini Hot In Hawaii
17/02/2009 posted in Audrina Patridge, Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs in Bikini, Hollywood Gossip, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, MTV The Hills by: Mike
Not sure how many black cocks motorcaded this brunette hottie’s tits for them to permanently pull a Moses’ Red Sea stunt but I don’t give a rat’s ass really. This bitch’s doing it for me. Ohh the things I’d do to her with that Corona bottle. Imagine if i had three bottles of that shit…What?? I’d juggle it infront of her to amuse her(and possibly juggle my way in her pants too.)
What’d you think I was gonna do? Man I ain’t sick like you. I just figured I’d act like one of them circus people ‘coz this chick digs Benji Madden. Everybody can look like a circus freak right? This hot bitch’s standard in guys are so low even Joaquin Pheonix in his recent state can easily trip(I meant literally not figuratively) and land his cheesy caveman dick in her pussy.
