Posts Tagged ‘Ass’
Michelle Bombshell’s Naked Photoshoot
22/03/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Nipples, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebrity Scandal, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs without Underwear, Desperate Celebrities, Hollywood Gossip, Michelle Bombshell by: Mike
If you follow Hollywood news ‘coz a) you have no life and b) you’re a fat bum who gets off upon hearing latest celebrity homewreck gossip then you may have heard about Sandra Bullock getting cheated on by her douchebag husband Jesse James. If you’re curious as to who he cheated with, wonder no more and believe this shit ‘coz this walking dumpster garbage right here is the one.
Man, he couldn’t look for a more nastier and uglier skank. Ever watched the movie Teeth? It’s A movie about a chick’s punani who has razor sharp teeth that has an appetite for dicks, mincing them to pieces post-intercourse? Well that shit’s pretty much this whore’s vajayjay in real-life except that it’s probably got tentacles in her ass too.
Coco’s Monster Ass In Twitter
11/03/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs without Underwear, Coco, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, ass candids, celeb milfs, cleavage candids by: Mike
Gotttt damn! My computer almost crashed because of the magnitude of this bitch’s ass. But screw her ass(in more than the literal form of the word), the real deal here is the face in the mirror. Seriously hoe…what the hell are you??? The ass is not from this world and the face is transforming to match the rest of her gawdamn body!
…you don’t say…Xenu?
Lindsay Lohan Is Writing A Book
05/03/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebs in Hotpants, Celebs without Underwear, Drama Queen, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Lesbian Celebs, Lindsay Lohan by: Mike
Apparently there are other things Lindsay Hoehan wanted to do with her life apart from her dream of being that one porn star who passes out on the set from snorting coke out of ten black dude’s ass before giving them rimjobs, she decided it was time to author a book. That’s a big dream Lindsay. Perhaps you can first try reading a book.
“I write a lot and it’s very therapeutic for me because then I can see what’s happening on paper,” she tells Britain’s OK! magazine. “I’ve started writing a book. It’s going to take a while, all my life experiences. I started writing it a year ago. There’s a lot to put down, you know?” -via E! News
At this rate, I’m pretty sure all that book would be about are sketches of red bull, stick figures performing 69, coke and if we’re lucky, a title. Dan Brown better pack it up ‘coz he ain’t got shit on this one.
Rosie Jones’ Tits For Nuts Magazine
04/03/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, British Celebs, Celebrity Nipples, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs without Underwear, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Rosie Jones by: Mike
In picking the kind of girls to bring home, I always take my momma’s advice. She told me someone with character is always a keeper otherwise she’s gonna be some chick you’ll have to kick out of your bed the next morning. Well mom, I think I finally found the right one and oh man.. does she have a huge personality–on her chest! That should count right? Right mom? Mom?
Here’s my future girlfriend Rosie Jones taking out her ‘personalities’ for me in Nuts magazine.
Lindsay Lohan’s Ass For Purple Magazine
04/03/2010 posted in Hollywood Gossip by: Mike
Realizing that her only true calling was to pose naked for magazines, Lindsay Hoehan took a break from snorting coke from public bathrooms to begin the metamorphosis by showing some doo-doo for Purple magazine and I have to admit, this is the best I’ve seen her in a while.
That being said, I’d hit it with my pork sword after snorting a pile from her sweet freckled ass.
