Posts Tagged ‘ass candids’
Brooke Hogan Is Looking Tight These Days
12/02/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Brooke Hogan, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrities in Skirts, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebrity Upskirts, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs in Bikini, Hollywood Gossip, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits by: Mike
This bulky blonde hottie spouted out of Hulk Hogan’s biceps like the steroids escaping his decaying body through his butt. Blondie has been on a roll these days promoting her music, doing the mall route and a few bar gigs. We all know the audience aren’t there for the music. Fuck music. Just the sight of her sweet honkers are enough music to my eyes and I’m way sure if I hear her nightingale-like voice, my happy cock will whistle to it.
Check out Brooke’s tight banging body in these pics. You might want to crop her face off though. You don’t want to be fucking Hulk in your dreams tonight.
Hayden Panettiere’s Red Thong
05/02/2009 posted in Celebrity Ass Candids, Hayden Panettiere, Hollywood Gossip, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits by: Mike
Probably a post not worthy of posting but I caught a glimpse at some photos online of a chubby garden gnome in her midget red thongs enjoying a piggyback ride with her boyfriend Milo Ventimiglia’s on the set of the tv series Heroes’. Seriously. I tried to get a hard-on from these pics.
After all, I’ve always had a soft spot in my balls for midgets and garden gnomes but this just ain’t cuttin it for me. Yeah red thongs are hot but red thongs doin’ a peekaboo is fuckin’ lame, especially on this tiny porker.
I HEART Megan Fox’s Ass In Those Jeans
03/02/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Hollywood Gossip, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Megan Fox by: Mike
I really can’t quit this obsession I have with asses. So I’m taking ya’all down with me. Maaan, If I have to offer my soul to Tommy Girl’s god I’d do it as long as they turn me into Megan Fox’s skidmark so I won’t lose touch of those hot crap sacks. I’d be a good little skidmark. I’d never talk back and will only listen when she needs a listening ear. I’ll brush her hair and whisper sweet nothings to her ear when she’s had a bad day or whenever her has-been boyfriend Austin Green makes makes her feel unappreciated.
I’ll be all that and more, just pleeeeeeease let me be Megan Fox’s skidmark! Scientology can do that shit right? Okay if you can’t make me that, atleast turn me into Austin’s dick…without the crabs ofcourse.
Lily Allen Sings Her Ass Out At A Concert
02/02/2009 posted in Celebrities in Skirts, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebrity Upskirts, Hollywood Gossip, Lily Allen by: Mike
You can always count on Lily Allen to outwhore herself every time. Seen here in these pics is her ass in some kind of Sailor’s 5-dollar slut costume. Not sure what went on in there but you can be sure it smells like a dead rat in her concert what with her filthy ass hanging about. This British bitch knows that her only talent is stripping so she should just fuck her music goodbye and focus on what she does best–being a professional exhibitionist.
“I’m convinced I’m not talented at all, and I’m sure people are just about to figure it out. I’m not very good, am I? I don’t think what I do is any good. I think I’m awful. I’m not a musician. I don’t play an instrument. I write nursery rhymes.” -Contactmusic
Okay whoever’s fuckin’ with Lily telling her her music is Pulitzer should quit that shit. Bitch is so dumb I knew it was gonna take a shitload of time for her to realize that we’re all aware since day one that her only ability is to flash her titties and suck on rich Sugar Pepaws’ dicks.
Ashley Tisdale ass candids
29/05/2008 posted in Ashley Tisdale, Celebrities in Skirts, Celebrity Ass Candids, Hollywood Gossip by: Mike
Ashley Tisdale and her current boyfriend are back home in Los Angeles. They went out for a short trip to the grocery store so we could shoot these wonderful pictures! Ashley just wears a mini skirt and her ass just looks perfect in it. Not that the rest of her isnt worth to speak about, but her ass is just amazing. Celebrities in mini skirts are nearly always an eye candy!
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