Posts Tagged ‘anderson’
Pamela Anderson And Her Tits On A Date With Some German Guy
26/02/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Nipples, Hollywood Gossip, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Pamela Anderson by: Mike
Why this sly little cunt… looks like Methface Pammie has got a new hot bitch. Tired of American hotdogs are we? The paps caught her hanging out with some German meat yesterday. He looks like a stiff but pretty decent compared to the rest of the fucktards she’s been with. Now what’s he got that they don’t? I don’t know but I know what he hasn’t got…yet! A damn cold sore on the mouth! That’s how homegirl marks her shit.
Click the thumbs to see Methface’s power honkers in these pics. Nevermind her fugly granny face, FOCUS fellas! I’m taking ya’ll down with me in my emotional shit. I’m feeling pretty sentimental today. I only bothered to post these pics of her ‘coz I still have feeling for those huge tits.
Pamela Anderson at the Richie Rich Fall 2009 Fashion Show
19/02/2009 posted in Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebrity Nipples, Celebs in Bikini, Celebs in Hotpants, Desperate Celebrities, Hollywood Gossip, Pamela Anderson by: Mike
Sweet Jeezus. WHEN is this loose cunt, no-shame bitch ever gonna quit outskanking everyone? She should finally hang her sagging labia lips and fuckin’ retire from the scene. She looks like the double dead piece of pork hanging at our local meat shop after being butchered by a meat hammer. If there’s one image I’d put under TRAGIC, it will be this skank’s photo. She totally owned it.
Anycuntyway, stop whatever the fuck you’re doing and take some time to take in Pam Methface Anderson’s natural beauty in these pics at the Richie Rich Fall 2009 fashion fuckery.
Pam Anderson’s Coochie Wedgie
14/12/2008 posted in Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebrity Nipples, Celebs in Bikini, Celebs in Hotpants, Pamela Anderson by: Mike
This ugly aging bitch really can’t contain her nasty sagging twat. You can tell when somebody’s losing her elasticity just by looking at her sloppy coochie enjoying a wedgie. Can’t she feel a damn thing? That shit’s creepy! Looks like a rotten plucked turkey leftover from Thanksgiving. It looks like all that STD she’s contracted from younger years(I repeat, younger years, it means 20..30..something years ago, hoe! Not now! And definitely not tomorrow!) has eaten her vadge off. Is she and Clitney Spears in a tag-team? When Clit-Clit Smears’ gone MIA, the swamp skank pops in to shock us with shit like these. Looks like she hogged the shift 24/7!
Crap stuffed in a tight one-piece bathing suit is still crap, Pam. Who can get over that snarly face. Take it from your ass that retired years ago, you should do the same and finally dissapear. She probably looks more acceptable naked. BUT HEEEEELL NO! I don’t want to see THAT shit naked! The Hepa-skank should be quarantined so she could stop barging in my nightly sexual fantasies that includes no tight coochie-hugging leotards and jelly stankin’ ass.
Pam Anderson Is Meth Monstrosity
09/12/2008 posted in Celebrities in Skirts, Celebrity Photoshoots, Pamela Anderson by: Mike
Well what in Freddy Kreuger’s name is this??! Meth meets Boogeyman meets Bride of Chucky? My dog stopped humping my leg and neutered himself soon as he caught sight of Pam Anderson’s face on my computer(Hell yeah my dog is always in-the-know). She’s totally lost it. Can’t believe I used to spend my Saturday nights jacking off at my basement looking at her pics from Baywatch. More like SWAMPwatch now. Looks like some crazy Russian scientists experimented on her and did all kinds of shit on her face. THAT FACE! I get that she’s protecting the rights of animals from getting poached and fucked by humans and what not, but I wouldn’t go around looking like an animal myself! Daaaaaamn…
Brace yourself for the bastard daughter of Joker and Two-Face in the next Batman movie.
Pamela Anderson Is Old And Forgetful
08/12/2008 posted in Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebs in Hotpants, Pamela Anderson, celeb milfs by: Mike
Newsflash: MILF escaped from porn zoo! Maaaaan, this crack whore is soooo skanky you can smell it right from your computer! Guess when you’re old like my grandma you forget about the necessities in life. Pamela Anderson’s pants in another episode of boycott. Seriously, if I was zapped into Pam’s knickers I’d stay away from her nasty ass as much as I can. There’s no escaping the supermassive blackhole from wiping out whatever’s on it’s way–Fred Durst reportedly got pulled right in and barely escaped through Kid Rock’s midget peephole. She tries to distract us by wearing a fugly hat. Nice try Pam, nice try. Your old hoochie tricks has stopped working 40 years ago. Therefore, please leave our lives! Celebcop fact: Did you guys know that 88% of amnesia patients are porn stars and MILFs? They live and dress like 18 when they’re fuckin 50 already!
Check out this skankwhore being in a selfish state. Jesus Pam, can’t you be more considerate? Even from the back view, I wouldn’t hit that nasty sagging ass!
