Here’s Sophie Monk taking her slippery tits out for some TLC from the paps. Because let’s be real here. What else is a famewhore to do, right? So I’m kinda suprised this dumb bimbo is talking all kinds of shit about how surprised she is to find out that the reason she has two fan mails in her mailbox is because of her punani.
“I can’t believe it,” said Monk. “Another camel-toe! Everyone is going to think I have ginormous ***** because who gets more than one photo of camel-toe? “I’ve got a small *****. I’m here trying so hard to work and all I get recognized for is my camel-toe. It’s more famous than me!” -The Blemish
Skank, please. You’re amateur. We all know you ain’t got shit on the real camel-toe monstrosity right here.
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