My pecker always beat at the sight of Salma Hayek so you can just imagine how it almost jumped out of my boxers to hug the screen when it saw pics of this hot Mexican goddess. However, when I took a closer peek hoping to get major wood from her huge honkers I saw stretch marks and a hidden nippy instead. So yeah, I’m pissed off. I’m gonna go ahead and blame it on the shit people say about breastfeeding.
In fact I’m gonna go and file a fuckin’ petition to stop all the fuckable MILFS in Hollywood to quit that shit. I’ll put their names in the list (For fuck’s sake Phil! Take Susan Sarandon off the list!) and all you horny fucks who want in just paint your lips with bright red lipstick and stamp it on my left man boob.(What? It’s poetic.) Our future depends on it. You down with that shit?(The cross-eyed dude beside Salma thinks my scheme is hot.)
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