You know you’re a totally useless and forgotten celebcunt when Russel Brand, the sweaty raging sexaholic slash British celeb who looks like his balls are drenched in his own crotch sweat 24/7 and fucks anything that moves, give you the thumbs down. Lindsay Hoehan was at P. Diddy’s when she tried one of her moves on him but sad to say it was an epic fail ‘coz Russel didn’t want to do shit with her cokey ass.
“Li-Lo has been trying to cosy up to the Forgetting Sarah Marshall star at various Hollywood parties over the last few weeks. Her latest attempt at seducing Russ was at his new best friend P. Diddy’s annual White Party last weekend. But he politely declined her advances. But apparently Lindsay’ s immature behaviour and desperate attention-seeking is a massive turn-off for Russ.
A source said: “Lindsay is a very good-looking girl and she is used to getting what she wants. Russell has been on her radar for a while now but he doesn’t want anything to do with her. “He finds her constant craving for attention and her heavy drinking a turn-off. It’s not like he is short of female attention anyway.”-The Sun
You know, as shitty as this may seem for Lilo, this may be the answer to world hunger and rape crisis. Atleast we now know the cure for sexaholics. ‘Ya did good Lindsay, ‘ya did good.
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