These hot photos of Rihanna posing nude in FHM Germany really don’t need a story. I’d rather just sit infront of my laptop flapping at this hot slut’s nude physique and that pic of her in hard-core fetish outfit. You can imagine her whooping your ass with a barbed wire and stuffing your mouth with a ribbed dildo while yelling all kinds of dirty hood-ratted shit in your ear. Bitch looks so hardcore you’d think her celebutard boyfriend Chris Brown is getting clit slapped all the time. Fuck that. Turns out his bambi look and puppy-dog eyes is all just a fuckin’ act. The pussy’s ass is wanted by the police for allegedly beating an “anonymous” woman outside of his vehicle.
911 got a call around 12:30 from a woman saying that Chris Brown beat the shit outta her. But when the police came, Brown’s ass already left the scene leaving the “anonymous” woman laid out on the street. (I really should stop saying anonymous. Wouldn’t Rihanna be a better term for that? Damn.) Sources say the Rnb hottie is supposed to perform at the Grammys but is not attending that bitch. Seriously, you gotta understand that. It’s pretty uncomfy to sing with a broken jaw. Jeezus, these two are like the modern day Ike and Tina except Brown got no shit on Ike. He’d pull his nut sacks off that thug in just one look.
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