If you’re wondering why the sun is a little bit sunnier today it’s because Parasite Hilton and Douchy Doug Reinhardt has just quit rubbing their disease-ridden privates on each other. There are a few sides of the story. There’s a site that says she got into a fight with some look-alike hoe at a club called the Darkroom and things got bloody resulting in the couple’s breakup. Another site claims she saw him eyeball-fucking a hot chick in the club and that’s when she started to get physical, throwing ice cubes at the him.
I’d stick to my version. They went into the club, started dry-humping each other and the Parasite found out he couldn’t make his meat-hammer stand up and started a fight with him, danced on the table while he was soccer-punching dudes as she was flashing her rotten vajayjay to the paps. Oh wait, that shit already happened. This one’s from People so yeeah this is probably the most accurate. Everything they say’s supposed to be atleast 80% legit right?
“In response to the inquiry on whether Paris Hilton has split up with Doug Reinhardt, yes, this is true they are no longer together. They remain friends and ask that you please respect their privacy.” -People
Lock up your weiners if you must fellas ‘coz now that this megawhore’s no longer humping Doug’s, your dick is next.
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