While Nicole Richie may be anorexic, her ass surprisingly isn’t. The skeletal skank surprises us with a bump, and I don’t mean another baby bump. I’m talkin’ about her humpy lumps that I never noticed were there before, just like her and her whole circus people in her former show The Simple Life. She better hold on to that badonkadonk ‘coz lately that’s the only thing that keeps her name back on tabloids. Eversince she nose-dived straight into motherhood, it downplayed the skankiness and dwindled the weekly mugshots that made her a name in the celebrity world. I mean cmon, aside from being Lionel Richie’s adopted daughter, people will always remember her as Paris Hilton’s white trash BFF who’s got a face of an elf and a body like that of the crypt keeper.
However, her sweet ass kinda made up for it in these photos.
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