Aw what the hell? I get wasted and bang a black alleyway hooker for a moment and I come back with news that the King of Pop just died. I mean I knew he was already a walking zombie to begin with but I don’t know, this is not cool. Now how am I gonna scare the crap out of my future kid when he’s misbehaving? I can’t tell him that he should go to bed or else Michael Jackson will come out of the closet to get him.
But seriously, rest in peace Jacko. Go now and moonwalk to a better place. You are now a legend. Click on the thumbs and let Lily Allen distract you with this boring shit she posted on her Twitter page. If you’d like to see a pig passed out on coke and pizza in a bathtub, this is the chance.
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