The theory that a sperm can sustain a life in a crackwhore zombie’s uterus is proven 80% true by Lindsay Hoehan, ‘coz this bitch is reportedly carrying a baby in her std-infested womb. But wait! If Samro’s not the father then who is? That’s the shitty part ‘coz this slut’s brain is too fucked up to function. She doesn’t remember the shitload of guys who swam in her pussy swamp. She probably couldn’t ‘coz they were banging her from behind as not to see her fugly fuck face. A nosy whore tells Showbiz Spy:
“I swear she’s carrying,” a source said. “She’s going through big emotional turmoil. She’s not sure if she’ll have it or go through with an abortion that she booked to have in the next few days.
“Saddest part is she has no idea who the father is. She must have slept with more than two dozen men in the past couple of months.” -Showbiz Spy
Quarantine all the dickwads who look like they would at last dry-hump an anorexic crackwhore with a bony vajayjay. Start with Sean Penn all the way to the subway hobo who’s selling crack for a blowjob and you’ll get your man.
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