Lindsay HoeHan–sideboob and boney ass has found a new hobby aside from snorting coke out of SamRo’s ass, and enrolled herself in some bikini boxing class in Polaroid Beach House in Malibu ‘coz this is what fucked up unemployed celebskanks do with their time. Damn, even boxing looks like a skanky sport with this bitch! Amusingly, this hoe is realizing that it won’t be long ’til her money runs out and milking her gayelle lover just isn’t enough to keep up with her mess. Us Weekly explains more of this shit:
“”It’s scary when you realize, ‘Oh my God, I’m not working. And I have a house to pay for now.’… and there’s been some things I’ve really wanted to do,” she says in April’s Nylon.
“Like the one movie I’ve wanted to do for so long is Alice in Wonderland [directed by Tim Burton],” she continues. “But, um, that didn’t work out… it is what it is.” -US Weekly
What it is is the one wee little problem she overlooked before wanting her ass in the movie. Alice in Wonderland doesn’t have any coke-snorting back-alley whores in the story so there’s no way they can find a better role for her other than a cameo role as a tree in the background but that shit still won’t do ‘coz the other trees on the set will quit that bitch. It’s a damn insult to have Hoehan portray their kind. No living thing in plantdom is as twiggy and cokey as this whore’s ass.
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