Okay, I gotta admit when I first saw these pics of Kim Kardashian, I thought it was Beyonce who just happened to trip and fell head first in a bucket of light brown paint while shaking her badokandonk. Turns out it’s Kim after all. Ofcourse. Why not? Any chick who just recently got her massive ass dumped by her boyfriend should start finding ways to forget anything that reminds her of him.
And since this is Kim KardASShian we’re talking about here who’s got brains as big as Verne Troyer’s toilet bowl, she decided to say fuck it to anything black. I don’t know, maybe she got tired of looking at the mirror every morning and going apeshit seeing her black hair. ‘Ya know–’coz it’s black? Ha! Lame line but you can be sure it stays. Ok wait, does this mean she’s finally giving my pale ass a chance? In that case, all you ass-loving white basterds better take out your flags and wave it in the air! Sonofabitch Phil, cover yourself up! I wasn’t referring to your damn weiner!
Here’s Kim KardAsshian looking all cleavagey in a sexy white dress at the Teen’s Choice Awards.
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