Kelly Brook is the most fuckable celebrity hottie in Britain (that’s actually saying a lot since that country has a serious babe drought) with a big bouncy ass and a pair of juicy honkers. Sure I’ve whacked my weiner over her pictures a lot of times before ‘coz she is THAT hot. So I guess you can imagine my dissapointment upon seeing these latest pics of her. Not because she’s over dressed. Not because she’s wearing a bra. Not because her tits aren’t feeling too slippery today. But because I realize she has absolutely no taste in men and I could’ve had the chance to be her lover, or even a fuck-buddy but this fugly-ass greasy douchebag beat me to it first.
Seriously, what’s he got that i don’t? Well now I know. It’s Kelly Brook. Life’s fuckin’ unfair! Good thing these ass candids kinda make up for it.
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