If I were you guys, I’d hit the save button, have these pictures printed in life-size (you might want to first crop Billy Zane out of the pic though) and put it on your wall ‘coz it might be the last time we’ll see Kelly Brook’s magnificent honkers, thanks to her dickwad boyfriend Danny Cipriani. I don’t know what the world has done to piss him off but he’s putting stop to her live consensual titty shows. Dude! Not cool, man. Now why can’t you be laidback here for a second? Take it from her ex. Atleast Zane understood the importance of those titties to the world.
“The former glamour model has revealed that she no longer sunbathes topless – at the request of boyfriend Danny Cipriani. ‘Too many paparazzi and, anyway, Danny doesn’t like it,’ she explains. But despite baring her breasts in the past, Kelly says she doesn’t feel it has stopped her from being taken seriously.
‘Maybe I have to work a little harder to be taken seriously, but I think that any woman who’s considered aesthetically pleasing struggles with that.’” -The Daily Mail
Aww, sweetie, what gave you that idea? Everybody takes you seriously. I take you seriously. When I look at your naked pics, I seriously want to screw you.
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