Hooooly hairy hole! The gross fucktard who chose Twitter over her girlfriend is spotted here on a yacht doing his best Borat impersonation. Fuck that, you’re not even a match for Borat’s ass hair. I don’t know what the fuck Jennifer Aniston was thinking when she was humping this.
You know a bitch’s self-esteem is in the gutter when she’s dating hairy-ass bastards like John Mayer. Somebody needs to fuckin’ dick slap this tool or better yet drill a swordfish up his turdcutter and whisper sweet nothing to his ear. Sweet nothings like “Your body is not a fuckin’ wonderland.”
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