Damn, these upskirt paps are really hitting a new low. And I mean that in the literal shit. Can you imagine how these dickwads get these photos? “Accidentally” stepping on bananas and click! Tying up their shoes and click! Dressing up as hobos playing dead on the street and click! That’s what bodyguards are for, Dumbo! So one innocent night out of booze like these don’t end up in pictures of your ass flying all over the internet.
Face it, you can’t really count on your pussy boyfriend for nothing than a free pass at the Superbowl. He’s gotta first figure out how not to get his head minced into pieces when your riding his face before getting into a fist fight with these low-life paps.
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