I was feeling horny as usual this morning and since I don’t have someone to give my weiner some TLC ‘coz I kicked out the hoe I was with last night ‘coz she didn’t want to do anal, I decided to just fuck it and whack off to some random face. Then I came across this sea cow in a bikini at the beach. This cow turned out to be Hillary Duff getting all flirty with the waves.
Ummm, what the fuck happened to her? I don’t know what the deal is but what i do know is that she better quit hanging out with cheeseburgers before she sees her fat face all over BBW porn sites. On a lighter note, yeah I’d still hit it!
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