What the F is this? Am I the only one who thinks that the last person who has any business wearing a bikini is this slutty garden gnome right here? The photoshop artists made a helluva good job making her look like a person, I’d give ‘em that. But they still did a shitty job trying to hide her stumpy arms, ‘coz they still look pretty T-rexie to me. And really, I’m all for a picture with character but they went too far this time by making her wear those child-touching Pepaw slash highway-patrol police sunglasses. Gives me unwanted childhood memories.
But some of you like that kinky shit. So just check out Hayden Panatroll Panettiere in her hottest midget form in the August issue of GQ. It may not be the real deal but it’s pretty close.
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