Archive for the ‘Nude Celebrities’ Category
Bai Ling’s Nipple Slip At A Party
10/12/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Bai Ling, Celebrity Nipples, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs without Underwear, Nipple Slips, Nude Celebrities by: Mike
Here’s Bai Ling parading around her tits like it’s my fuckin’ birthday. Yeah sure she’s got a face of a lady-boy whose years of planting rice in their backyard back in her small town in China has taken it’s toll but she delivers the tits so well I’m afraid I have no choice but to rub one out. What? Don’t fuckin’ judge me.
Tila Tequila To Sue For Leaked Sex Tape
25/11/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Nipples, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebrity Scandal, Celebrity Sex Tape, Celebrity Sex Tapes, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs without Underwear, Desperate Celebrities, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Lesbian Celebs, Nude Celebrities, Tila Tequila, Topless Celebs by: Mike
File this one under ’shit that don’t amuse me’. Didn’t I tell you bitches that it only takes a while ’til this vapid little gremlin pulls out another one of her little attention whoring stunt? She must be hangin’ out with the walking herpes that is Shauna Sand lately ‘coz she’s filing a lawsuit against some imaginary people for stealing her laptop and exposing her sex tapes. TMZ will tell more of this trickery:
“Tila doesn’t know why the video is surfacing now, but she claims it was ripped from a laptop that she reported stolen roughly two years ago — and now she’s threatening to sue the site for posting the clip.
TMZ spoke with Tila’s lawyer, Cyrus Nownejad, who told us, “A police report has been filed for Tila’s stolen laptop computer which contained that specific clip. I am currently in the process of sending a cease and desist letter and a notice of intent to sue if it’s not removed.” -TMZ
Okay i don’t know why she’s making a big deal out of this now but from what I know, her life’s one big sex tape to begin with. Click the rest of the thumbs for some troll porn.
Heidi Klum’s Chocolatey Tits In Her Nude Photoshoot
29/10/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Nipples, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs without Underwear, Heidi Klum, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Nude Celebrities, celeb milfs by: Mike
Here’s Heidi Klum topless and basking in either Parasite Hilton’s pussy juice or some chocolate syrup, because getting married to Seal and letting him put his cocoa baby seeds in her tummy just isn’t enough proof that she’s got a bad case of black-cock-itis.
Ha! My punchline is lame but damnit she made it so effortless. Just like the jizzload I’m about to blow in 3…2…1…
Milla Jovovich’s Naked Photos
08/09/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Barefoots, Celebrity Nipples, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs without Underwear, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Milla Jovovich, Nude Celebrities, celeb milfs by: Mike
I’ve never really had a thing for a chick with an outie but this is Milla Fuckin Jovovich were talking about so I really don’t give a rat’s ass if her belly button looks like a termite’s crack house(assuming there is such a thing. And if there is one, I’m imagining it to look something like Amy Wino’s vajayjay). Some nosy bitches close to Milla claims that these pics were taken by her ex-lover. I’m not naming names here and please don’t point that finger at me ‘coz I ate all the evidence and I don’t have a habit of making copies.
Here’s Milla’s hot naked body in these thumbs below. Don’t mention it!
Heidi Montag Nude In Playboy
17/08/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebs without Underwear, Desperate Celebrities, Drama Queen, Heidi Montag, Nude Celebrities by: Mike
In other useless celebrity news, I never thought I’d see the day when Playboy has officially jumped the damn shark by putting Heidi Montag on the cover of this month’s issue. What’s worse is that they took the risk, paid her a decent amount of money all for a half-assed semi-nudity. What the fuck?? Playboy without the full frontal is like beer without alcohol. To make things worse, they chose this vapid cunt when we all know she should be on the cover of an equestrian mag. This is all kinds of fail. I’m smelling old man Heff’s retirement train boarding pretty soon.
Well for what it’s worth, here’s Horsey Montag’s nude pics for Playboy. Damn, what happened to the ‘tits and ass guaranteed or get your money back’ policy?
