Archive for the ‘Lily Allen’ Category
Lily Allen Flashes Her Tits In Venice
20/10/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, British Celebs, Celebs without Underwear, Lily Allen, cleavage candids by: Mike
This just in. A patient from a mental institute in Venice bit her way out of her straightjacket and tried to jump off the balcony when her psychiatrist caught up with her in the nick of time. Unfortunately for her the motherfucker was fast, but luckily for us he wasn’t fast enough to cover her tits so the paps, being the sly bastards that they are knows that hard work and perseverance plus a lot of titty and ass candids plays the heavenly sound of ka-ching! in their ears, snapped these titty pics before he led her back to her underground cell and made her wear a strap-on dildo as he ordered her to boink his ass with a gagball in his mouth. At least, that’s how I imagined this turned out to be, juging from the pics. But in reality, it’s that snot-nosed balcony whore Lily Allen flashing the paps after a good old-fashioned morning sex. See, all of a sudden the ball of excitement went dry as Lilo’s bank account. I tried.
Take a peek of more of Lily’s titties getting fondled by a bloke who looks like a fat and uglier version of Keifer Sutherland with a bad case of halitosis.
Lily Allen’s Slippery Tits In A Black Dress
12/10/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, British Celebs, Celebrity Nipples, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs without Underwear, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Lily Allen, Nipple Slips, cleavage candids by: Mike
Okay I know that you sick fucks are thinking I’m slacking off ‘coz all I’ve been posting here the past few days are irrelevant whores with lopsided titties that are exciting as a pack of chicken broth but titties are titties and any celebwhore who’s got ‘em has got their destinies engraved in the titty slip category–WILLY NILLY.
On that note, here’s Lily Allen’s booblets smiling for the paps ‘coz they got more personality than her.
Lily Allen Goes Topless For GQ UK
14/09/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, British Celebs, Celebrity Nipples, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebs without Underwear, Lily Allen by: Mike
Lily Allen’s tits was awarded GQ’s Best Woman of the Year which I think is pretty ridiculous since they’re non-existent. She’s the living proof that even when you strip all your shit off, it still doesn’t guarantee showing a hella lot ‘coz what I see here really is nothing but a topless 9-year old boy in his puberty stage and on the verge of transforming into a lady-boy.
Well shit if you’re into that stuff, click away and beat it ’til it’s raw!
Lily Allen’s Nipples At The Flow Festival In Finland
19/08/2009 posted in British Celebs, Celebrity Nipples, Celebs without Underwear, Lily Allen, cleavage candids by: Mike
Maaan…if I had a nickle everytime this classy hoe shows some serious nippleage, I’d have the Sultan of Brunei wipe my ass by now. Well, you fellas better get used to it now ‘coz you’ll be seeing more of those honkers in the near future since I think this slut’s on the runway to take over Kate Moss’ legacy.
Seen here in these pics is Lily Allen and her perky tits singing at her concert at the Flow Festival in Helsinki, Finland last Sunday night.
Lily Allen’s Exposes Her Perky Tits In A Photoshoot
10/07/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, British Celebs, Celebrity Nipples, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebs without Underwear, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Lily Allen, cleavage candids by: Mike
Do I really have a choice? I mean I know we’ve all seen this snot-nosed whore’s not-so-funbags and frankly, it’s getting old. When I see this no-talent slut’s titty bitties it’s like a bitter after taste in my mouth and I suddenly feel the need to be comforted by a huge pair of tits. I’d say fuck it if I wasn’t too considerate. I can’t just turn my back to the responsibility that is brought upon me Mortitsforeus, the god of perky tits. so I’m bringing you horny motherfuckers as much titties as I can.
Enjoy these crappy pics. It’s not like you have anything useful to do, right?
