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Kevin Jonas Is A Port-o-Potty Shitter
02/03/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, British Celebs, Desperate Celebrities, Hollywood Gossip, Kevin Jonas by: Mike
The eldest and apparently the bushiest and fugliest among the Jonas Brothers was seen at a baseball field in L.A. coming in and out of a port-o-potty. Now why am I posting this shit? ‘Coz this is what i think of their gay music. It’s full of shit. Sounds like shit. Probably smells like shit too. Curly Sue is wanting out of the Jonas group to pursue a solo career. Well, that might be good news for the 3 of his fans.
“(He) wants adult fans, and he wants to sing adult music. He loves his brothers but he definitely wants his solo career and won’t be part of the group forever.” -Star magazine
What the hell does he call their shitty music? Kiddie tunes? Well I have a better idea. He should fuck his music and shove it up his ass like an unlubed dildo ‘coz the only thing that could catch the attention of these ‘adult’ people is that crappy pubestache on his head.
