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Jennifer Love Hewitt Playing Tennis In A Bikini

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Ugh. Great. Just when I’ve decided I’d want to ass fuck Jennifer Love, she turns all cellulitey on me again! Hot damn bitch, you’re messing with my feelings here. Make up your mind. Think about it or I’ll give you something to think about. Like, why the hell are you wearing heels while playing tennis?

As far as my dirty mind can remember, the last time I saw a hoe in heels in a tennis court was in a porn movie. So as long as that racket gets drilled in her nice doo doo in the last few frames, I guess count me in.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Ass In Sweatpants

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It’s too early in the morning for sad-looking skinny hoes. But Jennifer Love Hewitt happens to be a sad-looking hoe with a nice ass and I’d bang her any time of the day provided she wear a sexy school geek costume. Don’t you just love innocent and sweet looking girls turning into back-alley hookers in the sack? This hoe looks just like the type.

I used to date a chick like that. She looked so polite and shit but when I got to finally bang her in bed, her sweet mouth fucked me up Boriqua style. She went all ghetto and trash-talked me like a landlord getting money from his drunk tenant. I had to double check her name’s still Candice and not Shaniqua. All in all a great experience though.

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