Archive for the ‘Jennifer Lopez’ Category
06/11/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Scandal, Celebrity Sex Tape, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs in Bikini, Jennifer Lopez, celeb milfs, cleavage candids by: Mike
Well, well. It seems like you sick fucks just might have a new addition to your collection of Hollywhores’ sex tapes ‘coz some nosy bitches over at the National Enquirer is saying they have Jennifer Lopez’s sex tape in their hands and probably jacked over it too. C’mon now, seriously? Who didn’t know this was coming? I’m actually surprised (and dissapointed) no sex tape has been leaked when her ass crack was still getting motorboated by P.Diddy’s cocoa stick. Kim K just proved that she’s the better whore between the two.
“The ENQUIRER viewed the bombshell 11-hour tape that J.Lo doesn’t want anyone to see – and we have all the details. The tape includes footage of the beauty playing sexy bedroom games with first husband Ojani Noa, 35, a Cuban-born waiter she married 12 years ago. In one sizzling scene, J.Lo is looking at herself in a bathroom mirror, wearing only a bra and panties – and showing off her famous butt. Sources say the star is embarrassed by the planned release of the image-shattering tape. The 40-year-old is the mother of 20-month-old twins with third husband Marc Anthony, 41, and projects a sexy but wholesome image. But that’s not the naughty Jennifer seen on the tape – in skimpy underwear being chased around the bedroom by Noa, who playfully spanks her. In another eye-popping shot, a clearly immodest J.Lo laughs as the camera catches her climbing onto a motorcycle wearing a short dress and no panties. -National Enquirer
Ummm…okay. So her ass makes a cameo in a motorcycle and she sashays around the house in her granny panties, big deal. That doesn’t exactly make that a sex tape, does it? If that bubble ass gets pounded on the motorcycle by a pack or rabid black guys somewhere in the vid, why not. Until then, I’m not watching that crap.
Jennifer Lopez’s Ass Is Back In A Red Bikini
05/08/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebrity Couples, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Jennifer Lopez, celeb milfs, cleavage candids by: Mike
Yesterday it was Jessica Alba, now it’s J.Lo. What is this, night of the living has-beens? Not that I’m complaining, I’m an ass-man. But Jeezus…do I really have to use two computer screens to be able to fit these pics of Crypt-Keeper’s baby mama’s ass in one view. Nothing can be more confusing than to see a chick with small honkers and a big ass.
Here’s Jennifer Lopez sans Crypt-Keeper taking her monster ass for a vacation in Italy.
Marc Anthony Gets To Second Base
28/07/2009 posted in Celebrity Couples, Drama Queen, Hollywood Gossip, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Jennifer Lopez, celeb milfs, cleavage candids by: Mike
Damn. Look at this smooth motherfucker putting his bony hand on Ms. Diva’s honkers. He’s not wasting any time showing the paps that behind his corpse-like features is a horny bastard with rapey eyes who’s pretty much alive for some boob action! He was probably sick and tired hearing about rumors that their marriage is down the drain and he ain’t gettin’ some anymore so he went for the boob grab. Hmmm…now why didn’t I think of that? *takes down notes*
See more of Skeletor’s dirty tricks at J.Lo’s 40th birthday party in New York in these thumbs.
Jennifer Lopez Sucking A Popsicle
16/07/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Couples, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Jennifer Lopez by: Mike
Oh, to be a popsicle on a hot sunny day. J.Lo may be one of those forgotten hot chicks in Hollywood but again and again she’s tried to hop back in the relevancy train. She used to fail in her attempts, giving us crappy half-assed titty-slips and upskirts but somehow just watching her suck on something that is not Crypt Keeper’s pecker kind of turns me on.
Here’s J.Lo giving that slutty popsicle the time of it’s life.
Jennifer Lopez Slips A Tit
30/06/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Nipples, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Jennifer Lopez, celeb milfs by: Mike
I mean, why is this aging has-been still getting invited to events? I don’t know why she still wants to be a part of Hollyweird shit when clearly she already rode first-class to the irrelevancy flight. Ever since she and her Crypt-Keeper husband got hitched, her career went downhill, along with her sagging ass. Ok I’m not sure about that one. We don’t really get to see those crapsacks anymore ‘coz Crypt-keeper here is known to be a jealous motherfucker who wants the booty all to himself.
Moving on to some equally boring shit, here’s J.Lo half-assing a titty slip.
