Archive for the ‘Hollywood Gossip’ Category
Kim Kardashian In Loose Shirt And Baggy Jeans
31/07/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Couples, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Desperate Celebrities, Drama Queen, Hollywood Gossip, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Kim Kardashian, cleavage candids by: Mike
Wait a minute. Didn’t this slut just get her ass dumped two days ago by her long-time sex machine of a boyfriend, Reggie Bush? Then can somebody tell me as to why the fuckity fuck she’s wearing his baggy jeans? Man, I thought I already had a chance. I went black for her and thought I would never go back but she’s really playing with my feelings here.
Oh wait, don’t tell me she got a new guy motorboating her monster ass…MC Hammer???
Oh no she didn’t!
Oh yes she did.
God Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!
Kim Kardashian’s Ass Is Single
29/07/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebrity Couples, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs in Bikini, Desperate Celebrities, Drama Queen, Hollywood Gossip, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Kim Kardashian, cleavage candids by: Mike
Attention to all you ass-loving fuckers! Take your dick out of your mom’s blow-dryer, hop on the next train to California and be on the lookout for an ass the size of Zimbabwe ‘coz Reggie Bush just quit that bitch. The Insider explains this shit:
“A rep for Kardashian confirms to People.com reports that the two have broken up. As for the reason for their split, a source tells the mag: “They never get to see each other, ever. It’s been a long time coming. They still love each other and are part of their lives, but Reggie spends six months out of the year in New Orleans, so it’s tough.”
Well, it looks like there’s one lonely monster ass out there in need of some TLC. So if you’re craving for some massive motorboating and if you’ve got a black cock, it just might be your lucky day. But since I’m a white guy, you guys go ahead without me. I’m fine. It’s just a piece of ass. No, no hard feelings.
Phil, hardware store. Now! Mahogany 6 like last time.
Marc Anthony Gets To Second Base
28/07/2009 posted in Celebrity Couples, Drama Queen, Hollywood Gossip, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Jennifer Lopez, celeb milfs, cleavage candids by: Mike
Damn. Look at this smooth motherfucker putting his bony hand on Ms. Diva’s honkers. He’s not wasting any time showing the paps that behind his corpse-like features is a horny bastard with rapey eyes who’s pretty much alive for some boob action! He was probably sick and tired hearing about rumors that their marriage is down the drain and he ain’t gettin’ some anymore so he went for the boob grab. Hmmm…now why didn’t I think of that? *takes down notes*
See more of Skeletor’s dirty tricks at J.Lo’s 40th birthday party in New York in these thumbs.
Avril Lavigne Drunk In Saint Tropez
27/07/2009 posted in Avril Lavigne, Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Skirts, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Hollywood Gossip, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits by: Mike
Hot damn. Look at that mouth gobbling up all that booze while some guys ramrods it down her throat. Wether or not these dickwads forced other ’stuff’ in her mouth is unknown but all that alcohol robbed her of her dignity I can imagine it came crawling to her after the night–followed by her panties.
Here’s Avril Lavigne all drunk and horny sans fugly-ass punk husband at the VIP Room in a night club in Saint Tropez.
Lindsay Lohan’s Sideboobs Promotes Millions Of Milkshake
27/07/2009 posted in Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs without Underwear, Desperate Celebrities, Hollywood Gossip, Lesbian Celebs, Lindsay Lohan, cleavage candids by: Mike
Lilo and her side-boobs were invited to some dumb fucker’s restaurant named Millions of Milkshakes for their opening and apparently they named a milkshake flavor after her. I don’t know about this marketing strategy but Carpetmuncher Cokewhore with a mix of Rotting Smegma doesn’t sound too inviting, does it?
Here’s Hoehan trying to look yummy promoting milkshakes with her tits. More like shit in the blender to me. Now that’s your flavor.
