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Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt’s Wedding Is Fake

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I’d hate to rub it in your faces(though I seriously believe I’m rubbing it in no one’s since you’ve already known all along). But I told you so! The Speidi wedding is as authentic as Barbie’s fun bags which in this case are no fun at all. Apparently, everything is fake and that includes whatever happened in their “fake” honeymoon. Don’t find it hard to imagine both of these turd nuggets faking it on their fake wedding night. They’ve been busted when they couldn’t show any marriage certificate to prove that their “marriage” is legit, since Mexico surprisingly has marriage laws.

“Americans who wish to get married in Mexico must first go through a process that takes about five days, according to Mexico’s foreign relations department Web site. They must obtain a health certificate, including blood test results from a local doctor; and provide official translations of legal documents, such as birth certificates.”Us Weekly

Can anyone not smuggle these two clowns back to the US. The fake wedding photos and videos are out, for the five people who gives a crap. I’d probably watch it if it was a shotgun wedding, where Spencer’s fat head gets blown off.

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Holly Montag’s Little Upskirt View

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I know you fellas are wondering who the fuck this is but I live by the rule that everyone in an upskirt photo is worthy of a post. Meet Holly Montag, the spin-off sister of the fucktacular good-for-nothing reality slut Heidi Montag. She’s one of the celeb trolls in the shitty show The Hills where friends and family turn to foes and skanky nobodies with no actual acting talent still remain hoes. She hinted in an interview that she and her sister’s relationship is not what it used to be where they’ve always talked about being each other’s maids of horror.

Asked about how she felt on not getting so much as an invitation to the secret Speidi wedding, “I am a little bit hurt. I want to hear what really happened.  But whatever Heidi chooses, I support her. She’s my sister; I love her. I want her to be happy.” –MTV’s Hills Aftershow

Yada yada yada..who gives a crap? Take those undies off already! Here’s Holly Montag’s white panties in these shabby upskirt photos. What? You got anything better today? Then move on to the next post.

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