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Holly Madison’s Tits Turned 30 Today
08/12/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Skirts, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Holly Madison, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Playboy Playmates, cleavage candids by: Mike
One of Pepaw Heffner’s former peen licker just turned 30 at Jet nightclub in Vegas today and she doesn’t look a day old since last year. However, the stretchmarks on her bubble tits don’t lie. I guess when Pepaw said they were soulmates, he wasn’t referring to her but to them titties ‘coz they’re aging with the horny bastard.
Well since I’m already surprisingly hard, I’d still fap to it and as a bonus I’d spray my love jizz all over that nasty shit to cover it up.
Holly Madison’s Panty Upskirt While Sucking A Lollipop
21/09/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Skirts, Celebrity Upskirts, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Holly Madison, Playboy Playmates by: Mike
Because there’s nothing classier than an upskirt view in a candy store, here’s Hugh Heffner’s former teabag licker Holly Madison giving little snot-nosed bastards a view of what’s good while sucking on a lollipop.
I don’t know how many daddies showed up but I believe somewhere at the corner of the store behind the jar of pop rocks, little Johnny is learning how to masturbate.
Holly Madison’s Massive Cleavage Is Dancing With The Stars
06/03/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Nipples, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Holly Madison, Hollywood Gossip, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Playboy Playmates by: Mike
One of Hugh Heffner’s ex-whores took her tits to Dancing with the Stars to join the cast and replace Jewel’s fucked up honkers. It was just recently that Holly Madison broke free from her boyfriend’s Cris Angel’s magical dick since reports say she has quit that bitch.
Well, methinks a multi-billionare sugar pepaw’s rusty pecker is clapping in delight as soon as it heard the news. But really, I’m surprised it took just a few months for this dumb bitch to realize that the cash she’s been waiting patiently for to pop out of Angel’s magician hat as he promised is all shit talk.
Holly Madison See-through Panties Upskirt
06/02/2009 posted in Celebrities in Skirts, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebrity Couples, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Holly Madison, Hollywood Gossip by: Mike
Hugh Heffner’s ex-girlfriend Holly Madison has left his dried-up peen to suck on Criss Angel’s mystical pecker. Sources say Heff’s been down in the dumps lately since the bunny whore broke up with him and told him he’s been dating Angel. Can’t blame the cunt. She must’ve been sick of sucking on Heff’s dick and of the dust bunnies clogging her throat after shooting his jizz in her mouth.
He said at an interview, “I love Holly very much, but she wants very much to get married and have children. That isn’t on the cards for me. So there has to be a certain reality there. And I’m sure the time will come when she’ll be dating others. That’s part of the transition.”
And by transition, he means from one dirty freak to another.
