Archive for the ‘Hayden Panettiere’ Category
Hayden Panettiere’s Midget Ass In A Pink Bikini
11/01/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebs in Bikini, Hayden Panettiere, cleavage candids by: Mike
Here’s a 4′11 Hayden Panatroll Panattiere and her midget ass in a pink bikini in some island with her 6′6 Ukranian wrestler boyfriend Wladimir Klitschko. How this garden gnome can contain this ogre’s wiener is beyond me but either she’s got a punani the size of a wishing well or he can make his dick shrink to fit a Travelocity troll quite perfectly.
Hayden Panettiere’s Topless In The Dirty Side Of Glamour
23/11/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebs in Bikini, Celebs in Hotpants, Hayden Panettiere, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, cleavage candids by: Mike
The little midget with the t-rexy arms who could known as Hayden Panettiere is posing for Tyler Shields new book “The Dirty Side of Glamour”. Why do I have a feeling this book is about a horny-ass bukakke midget who has a thing for giving rifles a blowjob? That doin’ it for ya?
This bitch approves. However, since I’m not a fan of little people’s porn, somebody go ahead and pull the trigger!
Hayden Panettiere In A Bikini For GQ’s August Issue
13/07/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebs in Bikini, Hayden Panettiere, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, cleavage candids by: Mike
What the F is this? Am I the only one who thinks that the last person who has any business wearing a bikini is this slutty garden gnome right here? The photoshop artists made a helluva good job making her look like a person, I’d give ‘em that. But they still did a shitty job trying to hide her stumpy arms, ‘coz they still look pretty T-rexie to me. And really, I’m all for a picture with character but they went too far this time by making her wear those child-touching Pepaw slash highway-patrol police sunglasses. Gives me unwanted childhood memories.
But some of you like that kinky shit. So just check out Hayden Panatroll Panettiere in her hottest midget form in the August issue of GQ. It may not be the real deal but it’s pretty close.
Hayden Panettiere’s Ass Candids In A Bikini
20/05/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebs in Bikini, Hayden Panettiere, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits by: Mike
Ever dreamed of seeing a buffed-up troll attempting a Jessica Alba in a skimpy bikini? Well look no more ‘coz Hayden Panetterie’s got your little dick-humping troll fantasy covered. I think Verne troyer would want a piece of that shit, and judging by that “fuck my ass and throw me a lollipop” pose, she’s not so much of a hard bait for another sex tape.
Though I know one tiny hot slut who’s not amused with her crap, Bridet the Midget. She represents every pussy in the pussy vending industry in midget land so Hayden better drop her bikini act before Bridget kicks her miniature ass.
Hayden Panettiere Biting Off A Dude’s Nose(hell, midget tricks!)
27/04/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Hayden Panettiere, Hollywood Gossip by: Mike
File this shit under: When Midgets Attack! True fact, I knew this goblin bitch would snap one of these days and show the world her true color. Seriously though, who in mini-me hell would allow his face to be this close to this troll? Everybody knows what trolls are capable of. It’s elementary.
Somebody give this stupid slut a career–or better yet a rubber dick to chew on.
