This shit right here is the reason why I would never be famous ‘coz somewhere in a chick’s laptop there’s a shitload of still shots of me hammering away my happy cock. (And while I’m typing this, she’s probably changing her desktop picture of a black dude’s 10-inch cock to my peen. I’m just sayin’!) It was a mistake ‘coz when I asked the chick to show me her pussy, the fuckin’ hoe surprised me with a cock! So yeah, it was fucked up. But big fuckin’ deal. I wasn’t thinking about my future fame at the time ‘coz hey, a horny guy’s gotta do what’s he gotta do right? But this dumb fucktard wasn’t thinking shit. So it wasn’t long after his appearance on the Amazing Race that these still photos of him jacking off on the webcam made it’s way to the internet, and this douchebag knows no shame ‘coz he confirmed to L.A. Rag Mag that the sad-looking pecker in the pics is his.

Eric confirms it’s him saying: “Yeah, I did a jerk session for some girl who apparently took some stills. Could be worse.” -L.A. Rag Mag

What could be worse is the probability that it’s actually a Nigerian tranny posing as a blonde chick flapping to his jerk session. But yeeeeeah, he’s probably into that thing so that couldn’t be worse.